♥the dragon slayer♥

though she be but little, she is fierce! [please read rules and about before interacting, they're not long i promise. and i'm a proud part of wpiia the group/whose pokemon is it anyway ^^]

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ooc

im going to bed i dont feel well ;c

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I’m not old enough to go clubbing.

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that makes it even better

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IT WASN’T ME I SWEAR I’M NOT THAT HILARIOUS

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*SQUINTS AT HARDER*

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SERIOUSLY THOUGH MAYBE YOU SHould go clubbing that would be funny to watch

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fairyflowerstems replied to your post:YOU ARE TOO ADORABLE THAT’S IT. YOU NEED TO GET LAID

OH MY GOD MY SIDES

*SQUINTS AT*

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IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR I'M NOT THAT HILARIOUS

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ooc

laughs my theme broke im cry

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oh and my mother.. father.. whatever was a ditto. totally normal, nothing going on here, paooool

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It’s Paul, and no this isn’t normal. How come you can talk? Plus why do you look human?

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use your brain box

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little headcanon thang(ooc)

plum's mother apricot the eevee was trained for contests

her trainer mistook her for a male because she appeared to be very boyish idk

she entered and won every single contest genre except for one:

cute

when she asked her trainer why

"cute is bad! bad for you"

and thus

when plum was concieved 

her mother wouldn't stop mumbling

"cute is bad.. bad for you"

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"Oh I'm so so sorry." He said before beginning to pet her back. "It's just that you are so cute."

..CUTE IS BAD FOR YOU

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neither was mine she was an eevee. join the normal moms club with me

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That’s not normal at all, especially since YOU CAN TALK.

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oh and my mother.. father.. whatever was a ditto. totally normal, nothing going on here, paooool

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"Oh my gosh, you are so adorable!" He said petting her head

woah s-

[shiver]

hey quit it my bows are sensitive

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omfg mad scientist paulmom

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My mom wasn’t a scientist!

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neither was mine she was an eevee. join the normal moms club with me

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oh oops i thought u were. i mean who else but a mad scientist would give u pomp and power hair

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I got this from my mom..it’s genetics.

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omfg mad scientist paulmom

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O MG U KNOW WHAT HURTING IS. THAT’S CALLED A FEELING HAVE YOU EVER HAD THOSE BEFORE??? PAUL???

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YES I KNOW WHAT FEELINGS ARE. I’M NOT A ROBOT.

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oh oops i thought u were. i mean who else but a mad scientist would give u pomp and power hair

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i only have two friends.

Touko..sorta ish a friends.. Paul—he’s as close as a friend as i feel i’m getting…

would they be mad if I bit them.

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Yes I’d be mad if you bit me. That hurts.

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O MG U KNOW WHAT HURTING IS. THAT'S CALLED A FEELING HAVE YOU EVER HAD THOSE BEFORE??? PAUL???

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quick challenge of the day/night/whatevr

think of really bad/good pickup lines i, you or a small doge would say

i can think of a few

"i'll cute charm my way into your bedroom" -drunk me possibly

"much wow. very prit" -doge

"Thanks to you, I am saddled with unnecessary feelings." -probably colress.. probably paul.. probably everyone

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