we're here because we're here because we're here

alyx (they/them)

[confirmance]

*Mutual reblogs something you posted*

Me: They still like me. Thank God.

[kazoosandfannypacks]

reblog this post to let the mutual you reblogged this from know that you still like them

[cloudyappleart]

prints available here. pls dm for information on tattoo permisions.

my Legend of Zelda bug collection!

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Although it's easy to forget, I am canonically a coffee company that donates all its profit to charity, having already raised over $1,000,000 to combat the global TB crisis.

Drink better coffee while supporting a great cause. Just check out our reviews or whatever. This coffee is ridiculous. That's why we have over 10,000 members!

[vampirerex]

Just asked my brother if he knew what John Green was famous for and he replied “being Hank Green’s brother?”

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

The kids are gonna be alright.

[movie-gifs]

TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN (2024) dir. Hannah Marks

[thepeacefulgarden]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I find it absolutely hilarious that the signed edition of everything is tuberculosis costs five dollars less than the unsigned version.

I should sign all the egg cartons. I'd end inflation by myself.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I just realised that you're john green and not some random guy

It's very simple.

I am a coffee and tea company that donates 100% of its profit to charity.

Corporate social media accounts--and tumblr may be a commercially irrelevant social medium but it is both social and a medium--are run by human beings.

The human being who runs this one is John Green. He used to write novels but now he writes about the world's deadliest infectious disease.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Today I told my wife that I had a post go viral on tumblr and she said, "Did all twelve people on tumblr like it?"

[depsidase]

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

get in losers we're killing caesar.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

the moral courage it takes to delete your banger posts.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

everythingistb.com

[melodiesofmidnight]

The nonstop booing...Congressman Al Green refusing to be silenced...the protest signs...the women in RESIST shirts...never been so heartened watching such an infuriating presidential address.

[depsidase]

[snowyy133-deactivated20250731]

Came out of my tumblr hibernation to draw this

[mahgck]

you have to outlive donald trump

[mahgck]

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.