oh honey, honey

you are my candy girl ᯓ★

[irlwakko]

“let women be straight” no. everyone lez out now

[lustcannibalism]

ooh I get it now. this world wasn’t meant for me

[nurukk0]

[achillesinhighheels]

Doechii for tom ford

[sisterplanets]

when i remember how much fun obi-wan is having at the beginning of rots bc he loves being a jedi and he loves being a jedi with anakin 😭😭😭

[turing-tested]

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

[vraska-theunseen]

wait what’s the difference?

[turing-tested]

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

[guiltfactory]

this has been talked about extensively you're just new to the fandom

[spamtonhater1997]

?the hell happened

i not allowed to talk about the wicked beast any more sorry.

[woman-respecter]

“which could mean nothing” is my favorite sentence ever bc on the surface it describes something that COULD indeed mean nothing. but we use it to emphasize the other side of that coin i.e. that it could also mean something. it keeps us grounded bc we are technically focusing on the liklihood that the information given doesn’t necessarily imply gay sex is happening, while still silently acknowledging the possibility that it might.

[irischt]

Bridal Carry

@acrownforaking hello its me again here's an illustration for the first chapter of KG&B

[rhadko]

[no-cyanide]

Instead of artfighting I spent 12 hours on a fanart of a disco elysium fic that I really like, the fanfic is called “a balsam amidst beds of asphodel” I love how miserable and pathetic jean is in there

[irischt]

part of your sadness part of your madness

[gooseinsoup]

migraine

[fallingtowers]

goodness gracious girl those tits are fucking fat as shit. hey what's up. they call me Insect Nightlife and every life decision i've ever made has ended up hurting someone at least in some small way. can i borrow 10$

[fairykisser]

unfortunately i am not immune to the hootie frutti katseye mv

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