Fairytales Gone Awry

RP Muse Hub for Marius / Riccardo / Mia / Lia / Mark / Jeni / Anaba

[heyepiphora]

Masturbation memories: A SEX TOY GIVEAWAY!

It’s been 14 years since I sat in my college dorm room and typed up my very first sex toy review. My blog is now a teen, the same age I was when I fell in love with a girl for the first time. Should I be asking my blog about its sexuality? Honey, you know you can come to me with anything.

I could yammer on about how different everything was back in 2007, because BOY WAS IT, but there are more pressing matters here, such as getting free sex toys into your hands! I’ve gathered 50 prizes for this giveaway, and I can’t wait to bestow them upon you.

Enter to win now! (ends 10/27) 

[mercutihoe]

Talking about history is weird because it’s like you’re telling people stories about what happened to you and your friends once but you were not there, Alexander the Great is not your friend, and it happened over 2,000 years ago

[sovereign-cleric-deactivated201]

Oh Hello~

“//I am back and I have a few threads with some of you, and if you’re happy to continue our threads let me know. 

So far I have found threads for:

@zairemalak

@sunandmoonoffspring

@hurtbywhisperedmuses

@violeteyedvampiremolloy

@blind-mutant

@siilentdreams

@notyourapollo

@fairytalesgoneawry

@theoneandonlylestat

@monsieur-nicolas-de-lenfent

@demonheartofgold

@frigid-garden

[fairytalesgoneawry]

What do you mean if I am happy to continue our thread?! Like the one I bother you about ALL THE TIME? Yeah sure, I guess so... :P

[asteroidarsonist]

we all michelangelo painting the sistine chapel ceiling

[plantcab]

explain

[asteroidarsonist]

stressed, broke, gay

[strawbebbynya]

Hate the catholic church

[cleverclovers]

Rather be doing anything else but continuing out of spite

[romansuggestions]

is he…you know [makes motion of sucking a dick] greek?

[hellenicpoliticiansuggestions]

is he … you know [makes motion of bribing and murdering people for power in an oligarchic and timocratic war state] roman?

[themoistplinth]

things heating up in the classical civilisation fandom

[theleftnippleofarcher]

diverse noses on male characters: crooked ones, straight ones, big ones, small ones, tip pointing downward, tip pointing upward, wide nostrils, slim nostrils, … diverse noses on female characters: yeah you see, this one’s even smaller than the others and this one’s tip points a little more upwards making it look even more like a button nose than the button noses of the other ones

[fairytalesgoneawry]

“That’s my favorite book. It’s like a mix of tragedy porn and regular porn.”

— Me, on The Vampire Armand

[saucefactory-deactivated2019103]

The five types of canon.

Canon: What actually happened.

Headcanon: What you think happened, based on the characters, settings, storylines and all reasonable extrapolations thereof.

Heartcanon: What you feel ought to have happened, quite divorced from rationality or sense.

Soulcanon: What you know happened, deep down in your soul, regardless of what anyone says. Including the creators of canon, themselves.

Crotchcanon: What your gonads wish had happened, or, alternatively, what turns you on.

[michele-847]

Oh my goodness.

[kalinara]

Okay, this seems like a fun basis for a meme: “Send me a character, and I’ll give you one of each” - a canon fact, a headcanon fact, a heartcanon fact, a soulcanon fact and a crotchcanon fact.”  :-)

[parksandrevolutions]

Les Mis + Text Post Meme

[okaytrue]

me: *refraining from self destructive behaviour* me: this is boring me: *engages in self destructive behavior* me: i am an idiot and regret this immensly

[fairytalesgoneawry]

Lestat in a nutshell

[jkateel-archive]

I needed this today.

[greyisbetterthangray-deactivate]

I tried to just scroll and move on … but I couldn’t. This is just too perfect.

[fairytalesgoneawry]

My Coworkers don’t know me at all...

Me *Working alone in the office space I manage while listening to a Togainu No Chi-inspired playlist*

CoWorker “So this is what sweet innocent Dallas listens to when there’s no one around”

[smalltonystark]

i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is

[mojav]

[writing-prompt-s]

Image Prompt

[truly-charmed]

Me, on Earth:

[jamesrhodey]

[14/?] (insp.)