Isn't Fate Artistic?

Just call me Faith - Tired graduate - Ravenclaw - INFJ - Gemini - Tiny Planet Explorer - Dragonmarker - Ghast Collector - Asexual/greyromantic - she/her/they/them - And other.... Cover pic commission created by circumstellar 🎶I see a child who has truth and needs love. He's a star and he's burning bright....🎶

[faithfulcat111]

Yes, 100% all three of the main characters of the HTTYD books are asexual. Fishlegs is romantic asexual, but Hiccup and Camicazi are aroace. No, I will not be accepting criticism at this time.

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Kix: At first I thought the cause of death was kidney failure, brought about by untreated diabetes, but then I noticed- Kix: *pulls back sheet* Kix: -the knife

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Echo, watching Jesse and Hardcase fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt? Kix, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other. Echo: Then… who’s the strongest out of you three? Jesse: Kix. Hardcase: Kix. Kix: Me.

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Hardcase: Urrrgh…I’ve never felt so sick in my entire life… Kix: Ouch. That sucks, man. Hardcase: I feel like I’m dying… Whyyyy… Kix, under their breath: Because I want to go back to some peace and quiet on this ship. Hardcase: …DID YOU POISON ME-

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Fives: We attack at dawn! Tup: Why dawn? Fives: Tradition! You do shootouts at high noon, you stretch in the seventh inning, and you attack at dawn. Kix: You also get executed at dawn. Fives: Thank you, Kix, for that bit of optimism.

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Fives: *trips and falls to the ground* Fives: parkour

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Obi-wan: *Holding a sign that says "Prom?" outside Cody's window* Fives: Oh my God, yes! Obi-wan, yelling up: No, tell Cody! Fives: Commander! I'm going to prom with your boyfriend!

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Rex: *wakes up and sees Fives laying on the ground next to him* Rex: What happened? Fives: You got knocked out so I laid down next to you so people would think we were just chilling Rex: We're in the middle of a battle Echo, lying on his other side: Nah we're fine Rex: Oh my God

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Fives: What would you do if I was kidnapped? Rex: Wait thirty minutes before they brought you back voluntarily

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Fives, bursting into the room: I NEED HELP Echo, spinning a wheel with all the 501st's names on it: Jesse it's your turn Jesse: DANG IT!

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Cody: You're halloween decorations terrified me

Rex: That's our medic

Cody: Truly horrifying

[anonswritingdump]

turns out surgery recovery leads in an influx of memes, so here are some “a rearrangement in command” text posts that wouldn’t leave my head

read here!

[tattycoram]

Fives: The doctor says I don't have long to live

Echo: You're dying?!

Fives: No I just pissed him off

Kix, in the distance: I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU

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On Umbara

Rex: I think we're missing something

Fives: Teamwork?

Jesse: Cohesion?

Kix, in full medic mode: HALF OF OUR FUCKING BATTALION?!

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Kix: You need to eat healthier Fives: No Kix: The last person I told to eat healthier who refused died the next day Jesse: Oh my Kix: They were killed Echo: That sounds unrelated Kix: I killed them do no disobey me

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Fives: *sitting in the med centre for a check up* Kix, walking in: Sorry about the wait Fives: No problem, I'm patient

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Fives: And then Rex is all 'you can't commit war crimes, Fives' like he just doesn't get who I am, my own father Kix: Fives I'm really not that kind of doctor Fives: *pushes away the glass and starts drinking from the whiskey bottle* Kix: Oh fuck I really wish I was, Fives stop, no bad