"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@faithisms
@xpipergreenmantle from (x)
[to: p.g.]: this is why i have a cat. [to: p.g.]: he shits whenever he wants i just have to clean up every once in a while [to: p.g.]: plus, no walks. [to: p.g.]: what am i supposed to do about that? [to: p.g.]: get better wifi or something.
@mechadown from (x)
“is anyone? i don’t think i can remember ever being truly innocent.”
@serpentwhips from (x)
“i think so. i’m not really familiar with whatever’s hip nowadays, but i heard them on the radio the other day and they were nice.”
🔫🍓 @faithisms
“oh, faith. lovely, SWEET faith. the handcuffs are the compliment, see? i wanna keep you with me forever. get it?”
“charming... darling, MANY have tried to keep me, very few have succeeded. what makes you think you will? what’s in it for me?”
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❝if all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once we’d have one hell of a population problem.❞
@occamyiisms
▲ ( pidge // @gvnderson )
❝really? i think they’re so tiny.❞
@gvnderson
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❝do you fear death?❞
@pvnkghost
▲ (xpipergreenmantle)
❝handcuffs? there’s gotta be a compliment there, somewhere.❞
@xpipergreenmantle
▲ (lyrasilvertxngue)
❝stop pulling my face towards your face.❞
@lyrasilvertxngue
▲ ( DICK / @xdickgansey )
❝just fucking do it. weed is awesome.❞
@xdickgansey
▲ from ( mark || novcnity )
❝tell me i’m beautiful.❞
@novcnity
hvstled:
“hey! —— i’m not a grump; i’m just statin’ the facts! BUT FINE. you owe me though. big time. what say you accompany me to dinner & a movie one day and we’ll call it even?”
she’s been through too much to blush at his request. but she still smiles, flattered. “you, sir, drive a very hard bargain. but, since i am about to put you through such a horrible experience, i might as well. name the time and place and i’m all yours.”
Left eye flashing blue, a dozen or so small Easter eggs began to float. With a small flick of his fingers, the colourful eggs flew in random directions, landing in small nooks and crannies, perfect for this ‘Easter egg hunt’. Opening another bag of eggs, he repeated the process, little eggs floating into rather obvious ‘hiding spots’.
“heh. i like this holiday. it’s pretty eggcellent.“
faith watched as the eggs floated all on their own, a smile on her face. it had been a long while since she’d witnessed real magic, even longer since being around harmless magic, magic that didn’t aim to destroy or hurt or enslave. “that’s probably the worst joke i’ve heard all day” she said with a small laugh. then she extended her hand, offering a small chocolate bar. “chocolate?”
“you know what EASTER is? —— a waste of perfectly good eggs! why spend hours & hours painting them blue and pink and god knows what else when you can be serving ‘em sunny side up with a side of bacon and toast?”
“you sure do sound like fun. c’mon, don’t be such a grump. i haven’t done easter in a long while, it’ll be fun. i promise.”
The Wolf Among Us • Prince Lawrence
godspccd:
{ text to: feverfew }: ‘m drunk { text to: feverfew }: sholdnt get drun alone anym ore { text to: feverfew }: don wanna bother u { text to: feverfew }: m sorry { text to: feverfew }: but if u wanna come ver we ca n watch movies
[to: j.w.]: you definitely should not. [to: j.w.]: drinking is way more fun with friends, anyway. or so i’ve been told. [to: j.w.]: you’re never a bother, sweetheart. [to: j.w.]: movies sound delightful. what kind of movies do you have in mind? [to: j.w.]: should i bring snacks or would you like more booze? if you’re gonna get smashed, might as well go all the way. right?
@godspccd from (x)
[to: j.w.]: josh? [to: j.w.]: what’s wrong, sweetheart? [to: j.w.]: hey, it takes more than sex to bring me down. otherwise, i’d be in serious trouble. [to: j.w.]: would you like me to come over? [to: j.w.]: you have nothing to apologize for. i’m fine.
