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Pentatonix is actually just 5 dogs, the “people” you see are their human counterparts as they (the dogs) will not be accepted as performers on the A Capella scene

Because of the incident with the seahorse, Kirstie can no longer speak, the only ways that she can communicate is through singing and small squeaks

#ptx #pentatonix #no offence #but ur cool

The only thing stopping Kevin from becoming a Labrador is the fact that if he does he can’t beatbox and thats pretty sad

#ptx #pentatonix #idk what my mind did with this one

Mitch is Rihanna

#no joke y'all #ptx #pentatonix

NOT A FAKE FACT

I’M NOT COMING FOR THE ACC OR SHADING THEM OR WHATEVER THE KIDZ SAY THESE DAYS BUT

Do you guys know the PTX Conspiracies twitter acc????

is it just me orrr

is this the same thing???!?!?!?

#ptx #pentatonix

Pentatonix are all children of Peter Pan, that's why they always look so flawless

Avi’s one true dream, other than being an actual BBQ rib, is to be a model for stock photo’s

#ptx #pentatonix

PTX are quitting and making an American Football team called the “Foot(ball)notes.” The tactics of this team will consist of singing so well the other teams are put in a hypnotic state and then they just run w/ the ball (idk how American Football works)

#ptx #pentatonix

(submitted by Anon) Scott is two kids in a trench coat. One talks and the other sings.

#ptx #pentatonix

For their new tour, PTX will only be performing 3 songs: - The Britney Spears Medley - Gangnam Style - White Winter Hymnal (Tutorial Vid) They will play each of these 8 times on a continuous loop

(Submitted by anon) Plot twist: They all like to have exotic intercourse on the 20th night of every month.

#trigger warning #sex #idk how i feel about this

(submitted by @debbsies) Fruitler is secretly a thing, tyler scott and mitch all go out every weekend to chipotle and talk about Wyatt

#ptx #pentatonix

They say Beyoncè's other identify is Kevin's cello every full moon

Did you know that Mitch is secretly a teddy bear? That's why he's so soft

Kevin needs to be tucked in every night, he can’t sleep (love) otherwise!

#ptx #pentatonix