Fake Criterions

@fakecriterions

Expanding upon the great catalogue of Criterion releases. Real releases may be found at Criterion.com. This site is not associated with that fine company in any manner, whatsoever. Follow us on Twitter: @FakeCriterions. For tribute/homage/parody only. All copyrights held by their respective owners. "Wait, why is Tokyo Drift in there?" - stignordas, Reddit.com

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You and Me and Everyone We Know | Daniel McLaren 2014

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I decided to start making some fake Criterion Collection covers again. Here’s my ‘It Follows’ cover.

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And they’re not real, so they’ll last forever.

Lars and the Real Girl (2007) Directed by Craig Gillespie

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Catching a rabbit is difficult.

The Lobster (2015) Directed by Yorgos Lanthimos

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Mark the 20th anniversary of Springfield’s Film Fest with a bunch of Criterion covers

“A Star Is Burns,” The Simpsons episode where Springfield throws a film festival and The Critic stops by, first aired 20 years ago yesterday. Yes, it’s been two decades of “agh! my groin,” “don’t cry for me, I’m already dead,” and “boo-urns.” To honor the occasion, Christian Lynch has created Criterion covers for each of the featured films in the festival’s short docket.

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This book, Design Funny, is now out, from the folks at HOW and PRINT. Why am I telling you this? There are some Fake Criterions in here somewhere. Plus, it is about this, for you graphic designers out there-

All-natural, free-range and gluten-free, Design Funny: A Graphic Designer’s Guide to Humor is an entertaining yet practical guide to the lighter side of the design profession. Inside you’ll find inspiration, advice and visual gags from comedy juggernauts The Onion, Comedy Central, Funny Or Die, MAD magazine, JibJab, Cheezburger, as well as dozens of top creative agencies, talented freelance designers and professional comedians. Discover how you can use 42 principles of comedy to transform your visual communication from ho-hum to ha-ha. Find out what your client or boss needs to hear in order to buy into your funny ideas. Learn astonishing facts about design and humor theory from science, psychology and history. Did you know the first dirty cartoon appeared over 10,000 years ago? Whether you’re an aspiring designer, design expert or just like funny pictures, you’ll get a kick out of seeing the method behind the madness of designing funny.

It is at Amazon and better bookstores across the land.

#Fake Criterions #graphic design

Prescription: Murder (1968)

The film/TV movie that started off the whole Columbo thing. Why post this? Because I have been doing a podcast these last few months with sometime-FakeCriterions contributor "Calamity" Jon Morris. It's called Just One More Thing.

Basically, a guest joins us each time to go through the series, episode by episode, but not in order. You can also listen via iTunes, follow us on Twitter and right here on Tumblr.

If you like Columbo, give a listen.

Thanks, RJ White

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Dumb and Dumber (1994)

Created for competition #6 over on /r/criterion

All in-stock Blu-rays and DVDs are on sale for 24 hours!

Psst. The real thing is having a crazy sale.

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jeff baena’s life after beth fake criterion

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fake criterion alexandre aja’s horns

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"There are those who say fate is something beyond our command. That destiny is not our own, but I know better. Our fate lives within us, you only have to be brave enough to see it." Brave (2012), dir. Mark Andrews & Brenda Chapman.