My Jimmy Snapped

I'm Austin. He/Him. Mothman and I went to neighboring high schools. Twitter: @Jerkstorecaller

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[ensalada-de-lengua-de-pajaritos]

[crabs-and-bongos]

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[jerkstorecalling]

I'm 34.

[shalpilot]

i’m so thirsty… won’t you use /water to water me?

[belzrgr]

/water

[shalpilot]

oh…. why thank you!!

[lumierebelge]

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER 2 ANNOUNCED

THE ALBATROSS IS BACK………. AND HES FUCKING PISSED

[utatane-piko-official]

Sits on your dash

[alleybloom]

a nice romantic walk where i crash into you every time we turn a corner bc i have No fuckin idea where i'm going

[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

[kisseism]

gym inspo for you guys

[hotcrossedfangs]

[bonesbeetle]

[nbarpf]

One of my all-time favorites

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[chromegnomes]

[transfemme-shelterdog]

RIP Alex Jones who popped like a balloon in his car.

[transfemme-shelterdog]

To all the haters who say he's actually still alive, I got my news from a reputable source:

[fuzze5]

literally announced on infowars. infowars made by alex jones. this is reputable due to the creator being the subject of it. farewell alex jones

[transfemme-shelterdog]

RIP Alex Jones

[vivitur-moritur]

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse

[aggot]

everyone wants masc carpenter trade until his rough calloused handjob sands your thing down small and smooth as a river stone