double whammy

Tree | CAN | She Her | 19 |

[stimman3000]

https://instagram.com/p/Bi1iJcSh2fP/

[languageoclock]

dark duolingo show me the forbidden bonus skills

[langsandlit]

[fuck-customers]

[life-of-eris]

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

[aceofsquiddles]

[astraldemise]

a stray cat showed up in my garden earlier and i named him todd howard as a joke but now i have to live with this because my stepfather just said “todd howard didnt eat the cat food i left out for him”

[astraldemise]

this is him

[fakedayssaddays]

I think the biggest reason i cant get 'help' is still the stigma and my own fear that im faking it all the time. Like my depression and anxiety sucks? But i know the symptoms and maybe forced myself to fit the mold? Im not sure why?? Someone would do that but fuck me i dont get it either. I should get help but fuck fuckfuck fuck

[heyfabbro]

this is truly the funniest and most specific statistic

[stability]

“hi I’m Denice, your new coworker :)”

[wackd-archive]

[lomasdope]

you ever fell in love with somebody like 5 times? like damn, I thought I loved you before but wtf is this next level shit

[mad-bad-and-dangerous-to-goalies]

look at that face 

[kaijuno]

I found god in goodwill today

[babyanimalgifs]

dog snaps

[localstarboy]

what people think programming is vs. how it actually is

[brindamour]

what the actual fuck

[canesbian]

what the fuck

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

[mercurialmilk]

An experiment:

Reblog if, at some point in your educational life, you have gotten in trouble for reading a book that ‘wasn’t assigned to you’ or reading ahead in a book you were given in class or reading under your desk

[nightshadezero]

5 minutes into Euro Truck Simulator and I’ve made the mistake of forgetting that I was in England.

[m16s-m1911s-and-power]

power move

[armedandgayngerous]

FLOOR IT