Just The Fake Ones

a podcast where I force my cousins to listen as I yell about fictional murderers https://fakeonespod.carrd.co/

[dcbicki]

You don’t like dead bodies, do you? Not when they sit up and talk. Pushing Daisies — 1.02 ‘Dummy’

[frankensaint]

My Hannibal playlists master post

This is my design; a Will Graham playlist

I never feel guilty for eating anything; a Hannibal Lecter playlist

I didn’t feel ugly. I felt good; an Abigail Hobbs playlist

He sent you his heart; a Will Graham/Hannibal Lecter playlist

No one had to die; a murder family playlist

Will Graham’s 2013 iPod; music I think Will Graham would listen to

Abigail's cliff house jams; music I think Abigail Hobbs would listen to in the year she faked her death

Or else it’s just murder; a Garret Jacob Hobbs playlist

You should have let me plant her; an Eldon Stammets playlist

We’re making our family; the mother of the Lost Boys playlist

I see what you are; an Elliot Buddish playlist

A little more wit; an Abel Gideon playlist

Actually…I was going to kill you; a Tobias Budge playlist

Am I alive?; a Georgia Madchen playlist

We are hawks; a Matthew Brown playlist

Ragged bits of scalp; a Randall Tier playlist

I am the Dragon; a Francis Dolarhyde playlist

[fakeonespod]

now that we've finished season 1 of our podcast we are going to listen to all of these!

[harlinsoup]

hello, void.

will graham is incredibly badass and coming to all the right conclusions but because the truth is fucked everyone thinks he's insane meanwhile he's currently the smartest person in the room and it's so FRUSTRATING

[unshatters-your-teacup]

I’m pretty sure the reason Will didn’t catch that he had a fever for the majority of season one is a mix of the fact he probably doesn’t have the best read on his physical and mental state to begin with, he convinced himself he just runs hot, he has nightmares a lot so he’d be drenched in sweat in the middle of the night either way, and that he takes aspirin constantly

[fakeonespod]

whoaaaa

[destielstuffandthings]

Antlers added to my Will clock 🖤 now they're together forever

[fakeonespod]

this is so cool!

[fellhellion]

The ending of buffet froid rlly fucks me up every time like god...two people clutching for stability and connection in the dark, Will and Georgia both losing themselves, the reassurance that she is indeed alive, the gentle hand touch godddddd

[leehallfae]

hannibal (2013-2015) s01 e10 “buffet froid” // genesis 16:13, NIV // the creation of adam - michelangelo

[hartfeathers]

Hannibal 1x09 Trou Normand as Album Covers

[kuutamosonaatti]

Hannibal 1.09 Trou Normand

[fakeonespod]

this scene has me weak af (rachael)

[snailspng]

Hannibal PNGs, part 3. 

(1. Transverse section of a human heart, 2. Fishing lure, 3. 3D illustration by Billellis, 4. Mushrooms, 5. Blood vessels in a human head, 6. Basalt torso statue, 7. Detail from “The Birth of Venus” by Botticelli, 8. Kintsugi bowl (?), 9. Cornucopia vase from Frances Palmer Pottery)

[fakeonespod]

the vibes are vibing!

[invite-me-to-your-memories]

Hannibal update

I just watched S1E9 and I’m pretty sure I’m just watching Hannibal kill Will and eat him on an emotional level

[fakeonespod]

this is such a good way of putting it ;~;

[chiyohsfistyourface]

Photos from Hannibal S1E9 Trou Normand

[fakeonespod]

Ep 10: Hannibal S1E9 by Just The Fake Ones

CW: discussions of murder, cannibalism, violence, death, and disturbing imagery. This episode's murderer is Lawrence Wells, an old man with

hi hi hi, new ep of our podcast about fictional murderers out! this ep we are going over s1e9 of hannibal, trou normand

[hyperfashionist]

Hannifashion September Challenge: 30 days of Alana Bloom

Day 21: Trou Normand - “I trust Hannibal!”

@fannibalgrowingcircle 

There’s an important pattern emerging here. Previously, we saw Alana in reality, followed by Alana retreating into fantasy. Red, then blue.

This is Alana’s second outfit in Trou Normand. I have some meta about this which, once again, I will tuck under the cut so that you can just skip it if you’re not interested.

$$$ Alana’s blouse: Equipment petal print shirt (via @weartherude). White tank top underneath, unknown brand.

$$ My blouse: exact match via eBay. White tank top underneath, New Look.

Alana’s belt: narrow black leather belt, unknown brand.

$ My belt: leather faux-snakeskin narrow black belt, unbranded via thrift store.

Everything else, as before. Note that at this point the red pencil skirt has appeared three times: in Apéritif, in Amuse-Bouche, and in Trou Normand. This is starting to look like a plausible real-world capsule wardrobe, as opposed to the Unlimited Wardrobe that is so commonplace as to be a TV trope.

See also The Suits Are People version.

Running total Alana outfits: 21

of which unique outfits: 19

garments worn more than once: 4

of which, worn more than twice: 2

Running total wrap bodices: 14

of which dresses: 9

Wrap bodice percentage so far: 67%

of which dresses: 64%

wrap dresses as percentage of total: 43%

Running total coats: 4

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[fakeonespod]

this was my (rachael’s) fav look from this episode!! so striking, this looks great!! 

[harlinsoup]

post s1e9 thoughts:

OH NO ABIGAIL

she is (in my opinion) in the worst situation of any of the characters

no money or independence, no family besides an increasingly unstable FBI teacher and a cannibal who is definitely manipulating her who is also the only one who knows everything (and has already subtly threatened her), a reporter and the rest of the press hounding her, the FBI thinking (rightly) that she helped her father but wrong that she did it willingly (she didn't), no prospects of a career or university given her reputation as the daughter of a serial killer, no friends, had to see the dead body of last of them that believed in her, and did i mention traumatised?

her situation has been steadily getting worse this whole time. (though to be fair she hasn't really helped herself with murdering the guy and then revealing his body. im gonna let go of that on the account that her fight or flight is severely messed up)

yeah we're feeling bad for abigail rn

i hope she gets better....

[doctorlecterstheremin]

Sorbet - s1ep07

fav quotes to celebrate my tenth watch thru 💞

[valentinsylve]

Let us take a moment to appreciate the celebration of Mads' forearms and pivotally vulnerable (?), curious Gazes in Sorbet.

This episode also offers Will a relatively less fraught look at his new pal in his element in two contexts, emergency medicine and cooking. The other element he won't get to see for a while.

[youforgivehowgodforgives]

sorbet

[fakeonespod]

THIS ARTWORK FROM S1E7

SO GOOD