Stuff. Also Nonsense.

Hi. I'm Darren. I take video games more seriously than most people take nutrition. Also other stuff. Also nonsense.

[kogaionon]

Stranger Things / The Thing mash-up by Gibbs Rainock / Facebook / Twitter / Tumblr / Store

Giclée prints available here.

[ralfmaximus]

[karl-shakur]

San Francisco, CA. by Karl-Shakur Instagram // Prints

[shencomix]

A and B smell the flowers.

image / twitter / facebook / patreon

[fuckinmiki]

[beyonces]

Vampires have had a really bad rep. We’re not these mopey old creatures who live in castles. Well, some of- most of us are, a lot are. But there’s also those of us who like to flat together in really small countries like New Zealand. — What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

[catscoffeeandcynicism]

[liaraliara]

Summarise mass effect in one sentence

[pdlcomics]

Old Gods

[charamath]

I know the internet is full of Stranger Things fan art right now, but dammit, I love that show so I’m going to add to the heap! 

etsy                         patreon                 neatoshop               teepublic *Please don’t remove my text/source from my artwork.  Thank you!

[joekeerys]

Hello, this is Dustin, and this is the secretary and treasurer of Hawkins Middle AV Club. Do you eat kangaroos for breakfast?

[invisiblechange]

“The Vale Of Shadows is a dimension that is a dark reflection or echo of our world. It is a place of decay and death. A plane out of phase. A place of monsters. It is right next next to you, and you don’t even see it.”

[adenil-umano]

“The way they defeated the aliens in Star Trek Beyond is unrealistic!”

For your convenience, here is a list of some other ways Star Trek villains have been defeated:

By Kirk reciting the Declaration of Independence really passionately

Kirk literally fighting himself

Kirk fighting himself again (this time while Spock watched)

Fat tribbles eating the problem away

Dr. McCoy applying mortar to an acidic rock creature

Spock mind-melding with a probe

Literal whales

The power of love defeating V’ger

Spock killing Kirk instead of having sex (Kirk got better)

An omnipotent being got his ass grounded by his parents

By doing literally nothing and history happened the way it would have anyway (plus there was a cat who turned into a hot lady)

The crew dressed up in suits and threatened to shoot gangsters

Kirk explaining birth control to an overpopulated planet

By making children cry

So you see, Beyond is actually well within the Star Trek tradition of ridiculousness. 

[reeartworks]

🚲🍂💕Stranger Things kids 💕🍂🚲

Prints coming soon ~ as well as the whole project on my Behance!

[mcconville]

Top 50 Compound Words That Aren’t Real Words

50. Healthjump

49. Jerrystack

48. Boatlunch

47. Blazepump

46. Beigetan

45. Oilyrope

44. Quakelist

43. Stargulch

42. Opalpope

41. Yakpatch

40. Clearguard

39. Dewyolk

38. Ranchchlid

37. Plaguemask

36. Gardenbless

35. Orangelord

34. Barnhelm

33. Waternudge

32. Gullyfort

31. Snailwelt

30. Beachpole

29. Banjoramp

28. Wrenchmate

27. Mountainboy

26. Beefstaple

25. Parlorvest

24. Guiltpang

23. Manparch

22. Underpeel

21. Healthcamp

20. Elkquilt

19. Barrelfolk

18. Firepunch

17. Dustwiggle

16. Halobench

15. Greatband

14. Nuzzlespace

13. Introwhip

12. Brownjoust

11. Dogpouch

10. Valvehinge

9. Astrokilt

8. Poliofolio

7. Hearsewalker

6. Pizzaass

5. Maidending

4. Flashflesh

3. Needlefix

2. Vanwolf

1. Funstain

[lastoneout]

Actual things I have heard ‘20-something’ people in my life say:

“My chest hurts a lot. It’s probably nothing. Not like I could afford to go see a doctor anyway…”

“My teeth are like literally rotting out of my head. I wish I could see a dentist. It’s just too much money, you know?”

“I wish I could afford new glasses. Everything’s so blurry and it sucks.”

“I been sick for days. I think I might go to Urgent Care, but I don’t know. It’s expensive..”

“I feel awful. I wish I could go home. Too bad I need these hours.”

“I can’t afford to be sick.”

“I’ve been off my meds for months. I just can’t afford them right now.”

“I just glued my glasses back together. I can’t afford a new pair.” 

“I really hope I get promoted. Then I can get health insurance through the company, I haven’t seen a doctor in years.” 

How much longer does this have to go on before the government realises that its young people are practically DYING because we can’t afford medical care. When is enough going to be enough?

[enthusiastpress]

Yeah I've personally said about half of these

[pdlcomics]

Shapes Club!