Fake Tobin Heath

This is a parody account. Fun fact: I'm not Tobin Heath. I didn't choose the swag life, the swag life chose me.

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Sums up today's game..

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Cover for the new mix tape

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So we're gonna win the World Cup Or we're gonna go down in shame You can tell me when the game is over, If the stream was worth the pain. Got a long list of uswnt fans, They'll tell you they're insane. Cuz you know they love the players, And FIFA hates their game.

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Fixed it.

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Hey Jill, you watching?

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I nominate myself the winner of the Selfie Olympics.

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Which is more heart breaking: my injury or the roster

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The REAL all stars

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"Wave Allie! You're on national TV!"

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lol aight guys the nwsl is on espn2 right now and if you aren't watching I just want you to remember those crappy streams and ask yourself "Would Tobin approve of me not watching the nwsl right now on the beautiful HD espn2?"

fyi the answer is no

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What I do know is that there's no better feeling than doing what you love and loving what you do.

Tobin Heath

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It's perfectly normal to be jealous of the Heath family :)

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"Don’t let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world."

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Just patiently waiting for the 2015 Women's World Cup

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Now the question is: HOW DO YOU PEOPLE FIND THESE PHOTOS

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Tobins selfie with fans after tonight’s game.

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My selfies > your selfies

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We sure did eat our rocket popsicles today