I agree. They gross me out.
I know. I've seen kissing go wrong before. There were this fourteen year looking kids just making out in a park a while ago, well the boy sneezed in her face. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
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I agree. They gross me out.
I know. I've seen kissing go wrong before. There were this fourteen year looking kids just making out in a park a while ago, well the boy sneezed in her face. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Not even that, seeing as I honestly donât care what happens to these people.
For me it's just an annoying reminder of the fact that I used to be like tha myself.
After the brunch you mean?
Helenâs not bad. Sheâs just⊠unnervingly polite. We definitely have both of those things, so I think we can at least endure.
Or any other time, yeah.
I could always deal with that, I think I was under the wrong impression at first.Â
I could live off cheese fries and Dr. Pepper and be set for life. The two most important food groups right there.
Always. Maybe Helen will be shocked and happy another human is over and sheâll let us skip. I would have to be a good hostess to my guest, after all. Or whatever shit Helen thinks.
Hell yes. We need to eat together sometime.Â
I'm sure she will be surprised, not everyone has tolerance to put up with her liking, but I'm pretty good at ignoring people so I think it'll be fine. I'm low maintenance, as long as there's food and wi-fi I'm all set.
Faline Alexander is sixteen years old and is currently a sophomore at White Palms Academy. Some say she looks a lot like Selena Gomez and acts like Faline from Bambi.
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â GIGGLY â CARING â ANGELIC
â Â IMPATIENT â INDECISIVE â SARCASTICÂ
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Growing up, Faline was always the pretty one. She was effortlessly beautiful and her personality left little to be desired which only added to her beauty. She was the perfect combination of polite and sarcastic which made conversation with her all the more appealing. From every angle, Faline was the perfect girl. She came from a family with money and she rarely wanted for anything but she wasnât the kind of girl who put too much emphasis on material things. Her goals fell much more into the social lines of life. She wanted, more than anything, to be loved.Â
Faline had no shortage of boys fawning over her, but they didnât interest her. She wanted something real and despite numerous attempts for her attention from far more enthusiastic characters like Ryan, Falineâs eyes could only see Brad. They had been friends their entire lives and Faline believed they owed it to themselves to see if they could be more than they were. Brad agreed and they explored a short-lived romance together. Faline was blissfully entranced by Brad but she couldnât shake the feeling that whenever they were together his attentions and desires laid elsewhere. She progressively saw less and less of her boyfriend and started asking questions that Brad refused to answer. Faline decided, despite her remaining feelings for him, it was time they saw different people.
Though sheâd never say it out loud, Faline loved Brad despite having only been with him a short time. She loved him and moving on from that was hard for her to do. Unsurprisingly, Ryan was around constantly trying to offer his shoulder to cry on as well as a harsh comment about Brad that made Ryan look increasingly better by comparison. Unlike Brad, Faline had no genuine interest in Ryan. She entertained him just for the sake of being cordial, but the more she got to know him the more she wanted him. She got to see sides of him that he didnât show in public and she came to adore those sides of him and finally chose to be his girlfriend.
Much to her surprise, Ryan was a very good boyfriend to her and she attributed that mostly to the fact he was grateful because she had denied him for so long. He was sweet and caring and there for her when she need him; more than she could say about her relationship with Brad. Faline has scolded Ryan more than once for his treatment of Brad because she doesnât approve of bullying; even a little a bit⊠So how will she react if she discovers how Ryan treated his former significant other? And how will she react when she finds out who his ex is?
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Unfortunately, Faline is taken!
Oh my god, tell. me. about. it. Theyâre the literal worst.
I'd like to go out on the limb, and give them the benefit of the doubt by saying they probably have a better love story than Twilight, but I feel as if that'd be a huge lie. And I secretly like Twilight, so that'd be dissing the series and I don't have the heart to.
Ramen is the best. Itâs super easy to make and always tastes delicious. I drive Helen and Troy nuts because I could eat that all day, along with cheese fries, of course.
Personally, I canât think of a better way to spend an evening than gossipy, nosy women asking about your personal life. Yeah, it could be worse; at least the food is good.
True that. I could pretty much live off of it and be perfectly content. Well, no I lied, I take it back. I just love food in general. Cheese fries are the shit.
I know, I'm totally looking forward to it. But we can keep our fingers crossed, we might just get lucky.
I canât stand it. I donât need to see people practically swallowing each other to know that theyâre in a relationship. If they want to do that in private, fine. But it better not be in front of me.
I know, right? It's gotten annoying to see. That's how you get herpes.
I think you mean any couples.
Eww, gross. Those too. I think the cheesiness adds to my disgust, though. It seems like anytime I go out I see people sucking eachothers face off, like what even?
Something about really corny couples makes me want to toss myself into the ocean with a boulder chained to my ankle.Â
Microwavable foods and sandwiches are about as good as I can do. Except for cereal. Iâm good at that too. I did not inherit Helenâs cooking gene. I guess. If you say so.
Misery loves company right?
Don't forget ramen noodles. Actually, if you add some extra little things to those, it's not half bad. Yeah.
I'd say so, yup. I don't mind hanging around some gossipy woman for an evening. I guess it could be worse.
Well, youâve got to get some people on your side if you want to rule the world.
I figured that much. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility.
Everyone thinks Iâm an angry person. Itâs just funny seeing everyoneâs reactions to what I say.
I honestly didn't know what to think when you first started talking to me. But like I said, you're not that badâFor someone who's 'king of the world.'
That sums up my life towards Math.
Exactly.Â
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True, and like I said, Helenâs a pretty good cook, even when itâs simple stuff. Relationships are just that. Drama. And Iâve had enough drama to last me for a life time.
Yeah, I guess, I just donât have too many of those to have around. But I guess if you want to come eat finger sandwiches and salad and deal with gossipy women, you can come join the Helen Hebes Brunch Extravaganza. She might even let us bail if I have someone with me.
It's a gift, then. I can put decent meals together on good days. If It's not burning, it's edible. Yeah, I Â know exactly where you're coming from. I mean, I think I do. I guess it's just a matter of meeting the right person.Â
Sure, why not? I wouldn't mind that. I'll find a way to ignore them one way or another. If we can bail then I'll consider that a miracle. So it's worth a shot.
Oh my god I love the beach but if I go I either have to either lather up in SPF 500,000,000 or turn into a tomato with awful tan lines. The beach is so two faced. It wants us to come and lounge about but then it always has a way to make you regret it.
Exactly! That's my point. It's pretty much like mother nature tricking you, and I feel like she enjoys it. The boatload of sunscreen and bad tanlines do suck, But the msot annoying part for me is peeling  like a snake afterwards. It's awful.
Helen doesnât really help much either with her âMeggy, stop scowling and be politeâ look either. It really is a war zone in there. But at least itâs a war zone with good food. Yup. Iâve sworn off manhandling for the time being. Itâs better being alone anyway.
Itâs more of a self-imposed exile really; I like being alone. Iâm good at it. Especially for awhile now.
Geez, well.. Just remember to enter it with caution. Â The food is a huge plus, you can't really go wrong with salads and whatnot. Yeah, same here. Finallly someone who agrees with me. I feel like for the most parts, that relationships just brings drama. Especially when other people try and get involved
I understand where you're coming from. But, isn't it nice to have a friend around sometimes?