The Original Dick

Canon Divergent Adam from Hazbin Hotel. Having died, he wakes up and finds that he has been condemned to Hell himself for his Pride and cruelty. Mun is 30+

[fallen-first-man]

"I'M THE ORIGINAL. THE BEST. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I'M A SINNER?!"

🩵 Independent, Canon Divergent Adam from Hazbin Hotel - when he died, he found himself a demon in Hell instead

🎸 Mun is 30+, due to the nature of the show and therefore the nature of this blog, no under 18s!

🩵 Smut, violence, Non/Dub-Con and more will be present. Adam is a d bag, he might think he's above the Sinners Down Below but he really isn't

🎸 Semi-selective in that I'll give anyone a chance but if we don't click then I won't force things

🩵 This is a sideblog, any follow backs will be from DomAnon (he has a Hazbin verse if you want too!)

🎸 Let's just have fun!

Thank you @addicted-to-poison for the graphic

[fallen-first-man]

I miss Adam. Anyone want any bullshit from this guy?

[fallen-first-man]

"please tell me you haven't sold your soul....yet?" A blush darkens her cheeks

@root-of-eve

"There's no one here I would trust with it"

[fallen-first-man]

"It's not that. I trust you," He reached out for her, pulling her close again, "I've missed you."

[fallen-first-man]

"please tell me you haven't sold your soul....yet?" A blush darkens her cheeks

@root-of-eve

"There's no one here I would trust with it"

[root-of-eve]

"i sense a but coming "

[fallen-first-man]

"No but... its just made things very hard down here..."

[root-of-eve]

"what about me hmmm?"

[fallen-first-man]

"You can own souls?"

[root-of-eve]

"darling I'm the first sinner!"

[fallen-first-man]

"And you are one of only a few people I would allowed to own my soul..."

[root-of-eve]

The woman nodded summoning a contract and quill pen and offering it to Adam smiling

[fallen-first-man]

"Oh, I didn't realise you meant now..." Adam took a step back, "Eve, Babe, we've only just met again."

[doitforthememe]

Send me 'You've been bad' and my muse will response to a spanking from yours

[fallen-first-man]

Look at my son, he's a nasty freak just like his dad.

*wipes a proud tear away*

[fallen-first-man]

"please tell me you haven't sold your soul....yet?" A blush darkens her cheeks

@root-of-eve

"There's no one here I would trust with it"

[root-of-eve]

"i sense a but coming "

[fallen-first-man]

"No but... its just made things very hard down here..."

[root-of-eve]

"what about me hmmm?"

[fallen-first-man]

"You can own souls?"

[root-of-eve]

"darling I'm the first sinner!"

[fallen-first-man]

"And you are one of only a few people I would allowed to own my soul..."

[fallen-first-man]

"please tell me you haven't sold your soul....yet?" A blush darkens her cheeks

@root-of-eve

"There's no one here I would trust with it"

[root-of-eve]

"i sense a but coming "

[fallen-first-man]

"No but... its just made things very hard down here..."

[root-of-eve]

"what about me hmmm?"

[fallen-first-man]

"You can own souls?"

[fountain-of-memes]

MUSE SHAMING

send me a ⚠️ with a reason my muse should be shamed (e.g. “hangs toilet paper backward”) and I can only confirm or deny

[fallen-first-man]

"please tell me you haven't sold your soul....yet?" A blush darkens her cheeks

@root-of-eve

"There's no one here I would trust with it"

[root-of-eve]

"i sense a but coming "

[fallen-first-man]

"No but... its just made things very hard down here..."

[fallen-first-man]

"please tell me you haven't sold your soul....yet?" A blush darkens her cheeks

@root-of-eve

"There's no one here I would trust with it"

[lanveril]

[abel-second-son]

"So. Sexual education from my dad saying that fucking with a condom feels like swimming with your socks on. I guess we're rawdogging it, bitch."

[fallen-first-man]

"THAT'S MY BOY!"

[fallen-first-man]

Hey! I gave great sex advice! Have lots of it. That's great advice!

[abel-second-son]

"...."

"Sure, Dad."

[fallen-first-man]

"It was great sex advice. Stop being such a pussy and follow it!"

[moresinslesstragedies]

Send "I would tap that!" If Your Muse would straight up have sex with mine. Doesn't matter if the Muses are in a Relationship or not. My Muse will give their reaction to hearing this.

[fallen-first-man]

Hey! I gave great sex advice! Have lots of it. That's great advice!

[fallen-first-man]

I believe he's trying to uh...sign him on....

What?

*right now he wishes he could summon Lucifer's fury*

Have those Vees learnt NOTHING about messing with Heaven?

Someone get me some angelic steel