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Send ‘The baby’s coming!’ for my muse to respond to yours going into labor.

Or send ‘Is the baby coming?’ for my muse to go into labor.

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Savage Garden Starter Sentences

Everyone's got a theory about the bitter one.

That's why she shies away from human affection.

She can't remember a time when she felt needed.

You'll never know what hit you when I get to you.

I'm the kind of person who endorses a deep commitment.

Is love really the tragedy the way you might describe?

Well I want to take you as I find you.

If you get tired you close your eyes now.

But let me tell you that, this time, I'm gonna make you mine.

You will only end up lost in loneliness.

So I'll let you go, baby.

In a way, we're the same two people looking out to sea.

Common sense is a game many people don't like to play.

I never thought I'd change my opinion again.

You abused me in a way that I've never known.

So you're the kind who deals with the games in the mind.

You confuse me in a way that I've never known.

God don't you know that I live with a ton of regret?

'Cause I used to move you in a way that you've never known

But then I accused you in a way that you've never known

But you hurt me in a way that I've never known...

I see the truth inside your eyes.

A thousand words will give the reasons why I don't need you anymore.

Don't go making all these promises you know you cannot keep.

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Smutty Starter Sentences pt. 4

Look, I know I’m not special to you, I get it, but when you fuck me, I still feel like I belong to you. So call me yours when you fuck me, because that what I am.

Maybe I wouldn’t push your buttons so much if you’d pay attention to me, so either deal with my attitude or fuck me like you mean it.

I want you to cum on my face and take a picture so you’ll have something to help you remember why you’re screwing me instead of them.

Have you been fucking someone else? Because I can do it better than them, you know I can. Let me prove to you why I should still be your favorite, filthy whore.

Yes, yes, you own me, I’m yours, your slut only, now please just let me cum!

Don’t ask me to choose between having you pull my hair and spank my ass because the truth is I love all the ways you use me. I want you to possess me so I can’t forget that I belong to you.

I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk and I have to feel your cum drain out of me until I remember how to move.

Tell me that you love me, that I’m always going to be your baby, then make me scream until you’re all I remember.

I like it when you bite me, it feels like you’re claiming me as your own, yours to fuck whenever you want.

Go ahead and wrap your hands around my throat, it won’t be the first time you’ve made me lose my breath.

I know it’s stupid, but having you on top of me makes me feel secure, so come pin me down and make me feel safe while I wrap my legs around you.

Finally! I thought I was going to cum from riding my fingers before you got here.

I wouldn’t misbehave half as much if I didn’t like you spanking me as much as I do.

Come on, I have to be clean by now. Stop washing me and fuck me with your tongue, please!

I know it’s just a necklace, but you gave it to me and I can’t help thinking of it as my collar, proof that I belong to you.

You know it makes me feel better when I have something in my mouth, so why don’t you fuck my face to distract me?

I’ve had this plug in me all day, when do I get to feel your cock instead?

God, I don’t know if I can cum anymore, I feel exhausted. Are you going to keep doing this until I pass out?

Admit it, you like seeing me crawl around so you can watch my ass wiggle. Feel free to fuck it any time.

I want you to tie me up and blindfold so I don’t know what’s coming while you use me.

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Smutty Starter Sentences pt. 3

I'm going to leave so many hickeys on your body that you won't have a chance to cover them all up.

That's it, open your mouth and let me see before you swallow my cum.

You've been good today, so spread your legs so I can fuck you with my tongue.

You don't get to cum yet, not until you've earned it.

If you don't want me to think you're into this, try not to moan so loudly when I pull your hair.

Your ass always looks so delicious after I turn it red.

That's going to bruise and everyone's going to know that you're mine.

Do you have yourself prepped for me, baby? Did you put in your plug so you'd be open and ready for me?

I'm going to spank you and you can either accept it like a good boy/girl or not. Go with the second option and your punishment's going to be even worse.

God, just look at your ass. Your hole is gaping from having my cock in it and you love it, don't you?

You're gorgeous when you're my cum all over your face.

You like it when I do this, admit it. You like it when I pull your hair and pin you down, you like when I take control over you.

Pretend all you like, I know you like it when I spank you. It wouldn't turn you on so much if you didn't.

Come on, baby boy/girl, that's it, swallow my cock down.

You make the sweetest sounds when I bite you there.

I want you to put your ass in the air and hold yourself open so I can taste you.

Fuck, look at you, all slick and open for me and I didn't have to do a damn thing to you.

Come here and lick this mess you made off my fingers for me.

Your nipples look so good all swollen and red from those clamps. Think you'd like it if I tugged on them?

You want to cum now? The ask for it, beg me to let you cum.

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Polyamory sentence starters

You know I love you, right? Because... I think I'm attracted to someone else.

My wife/husband and I want you to be our boyfriend/girlfriend.

Have you ever tried dating two people at once before?

Wait a minute, so the both of you want me?

I'm so confused, I don't understand it. I want you, but I want them, too.

Are you sure they're not going to get jealous over us being together?

Wait, so how does this work? Are you just going to share me?

If I wanted to try kissing both of you, could I?

I don't want to get between the two of you, but I love you. Both of you.

Remember that guy/girl from work I was telling you about? I want to invite them to join us.

I can't sleep without both of you there.

It's not cheating if we have permission to be together.

Wait, is this a date? Did the two of you invite me out on a date?

We were wondering if you'd like to come home with us. Both of us.

We don't have the usual sort of relationship, we're open to inviting others.

I'm not sure who's eyefucked me more tonight, you or your boyfriend/girlfriend.

I've never known of three people making it work before, but I want to try.

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Send me ≛ and my muse will catch yours masturbating in their bed

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Send me ≋ to share a bath with my muse

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Send me ◙ to blackmail my muse

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Send me ¿ for my muse to hide with yours in a closet

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Send me ♕ to bump into my muse at a masquerade ball

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Send me 'the water's nice' to go on a midnight swim with my muse

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Send me 'this is a good morning' and my muse will bring yours breakfast in bed

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Send me 'x marks the spot' for a drabble about our muses on a scavenger hunt

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Send me 'You've been bad' and my muse will response to a spanking from yours

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Send me ♯ and my muse will leave you their number

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Send me ✄ for my muse to cut ties with yours

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Send me ✆ for a drunk voicemail from my muse