[zooophagous]

For those of you who wisely avoid Facebook have this excellent image from the San Antonio Zoo page.

[fandom-man]

[silverhawk]

but the good news is:

[anymoretastelessdemands]

Now that IS good news

[h4h4n0tfunny]

Thanks mate

[anxietyproblem]

[mistyycowoa]

Why is this posted on anxietyproblem /srs

[largefound]

Sometimes anxiety prevents people from even starting something

But that's all I can think of tbh

[huffylemon]

[swankyjami]

This is what happens when you’re still on tumblr as an adult, you start reblogging shit like this

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[thememedaddy]

[gunpowderpercy]

I still can’t get over what brits call musical notes like bro please I’m trying so hard to take this country seriously

[gunpowderpercy]

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[cute-catts]

Cats' behavior will remain the same 🐈😺

[6qubed]

"if I fits I sits" is a universal constant

[lesbianwithchainsaws]

Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin

[mclennonyaoi]

when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

[mclennonyaoi]

all joking aside it’s really funny that like little kids do things like that sometimes . my mom would look at her phone everytime she was at a red light so i got into the habit of saying “green” once the light changed so she would know . one day i was like “i wonder if i say green while it’s red if she’ll go” and so i did . and she did . and i got yelled at real bad

[mclennonyaoi]

though looking back on it what the hell was she doing relying on like a five year old . who was a chronic shoplifter and liar . for that . i’m surprised we didn’t get into more accidents

[mclennonyaoi]

[taahko]

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

[taahko]

protagonists can and will be sexist, racist, insensitive, cruel, stupid, etc, especially towards the beginning of a story. these are called character flaws and they are a surprise tool that will lead to narrative fulfillment later

[mapswithoutwyoming]

And sometimes "narrative fulfillment" doesn't mean "the character overcomes their flaws" or even "the antihero is punished for their flaws"! sometimes it means the narrative says "wow was that fucked up or what? anyway i'm rod sterling"

[8one6]

I don't think the current "depiction = endorsement" crowd will ever be able to understand this.

[florabot]

[johnny bravo voice] puppy dog

[florabot]

some people asked to see what babie looks like so here she is 🐶

[allsadnshit]

I will never get over how weird it feels to have tragic and emotional chapters of your life where you just also still go to work, and the grocery store, and see funny videos online all while feeling such paralyzing fear and heartache

life just goes on no matter what