BringMeTheBurritos

@Grvnge.Pessimist @Red_Gush on Instagram

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Me: EVERY ONE WILL BREAK ME, EVERY SKY WILL BUILD MY THRONE!!!!!

Stranger: Thats not how it goes.

Oli: Fücking no.

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*Hits blunt*

Friend: If I die...Am I a legend?

Me: If you d-die, you'll be a corspe...DURH

Friend: You can be the killer...DUH!!!

Me: *tries to mock british accent* IF YOU DIE...YOU'LL SOON BE A GHOST LAD!!

Friend: Sooo...does that mean I can join Ghosttown?

Me:Na--Wait...HOLY FUCK!

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Band pick up lines #1

Me: “Hey babe, why don’t you be as an ocean and let me dive in?” *triple rape face*

Stranger: *Talking on the phone* “Oh yeah, no Tom you're cool, theres just this really creepy, horny 8 year old in front of me.”

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Me: "Whatsup?"

Friend: "Ahehehe"

Me: "AHEHEEHEHEEHEEEEEE"

Friend: *gives the dafuq face*

Me: "Too much?"

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Me: *Walks into mall.*

Parents: "Where do you want to go?"

Me: *Points at Hottopic* *Insert rape face* "The threshold."

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Cheers to the guy bestfriends who learn to love bands because they know its the way to a fan girls heart. The fan girl being their bestfriend of course.

FallOutBurritos

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'Mericana Herra Storaayyyy

Me: The fudge is this shet?!