Not Warriors

Bree | 23 Fall Out Boy | Waterparks Indiana | USA

[bethannstanton]

[atlantic-riona]

A Series of Unfortunate Events: *has a title that explicitly states that nothing in this show will go right*

Lemony Snicket, every episode: this show is depressing and nothing, absolutely NOTHING, will go right so LOOK AWAY

Me: *doesn't look away*

The episode: does not have a happy ending

Me: hoW DARE - WAIT UNTIL THE READERS OF THE DAILY PUNCTILIO HEAR ABOUT THIS

[sakura-haruka]

[someonecastmeinamusical-blog]

THE HOLY TRINITY OF GOOD FUCKING COMEDY

- starkid

- john mulaney

- brooklyn 99

[acecroft]

[bob-belcher]

[bob-belcher]

[brolinjosh]

[lck-scrns]

HOLD ME TIGHT OR DON’T - Fall Out Boy

[ampervadasz]

Menő

[forgotten-sea-god]

[steg-o-sore-us-deactivated20190]

[phlying-squirrel]

THEY WERE ROOMMATES!!

[compostcore]

One of the biggest reveals of twentygayteen.

[snailtattoo-deactivated20210605]

i just saw someone on tumblr say they were born in 2004 and i choked you’re all babies babies i say it’s impossible anyone born in 2004 is 5 years old at most 

[sarcasm-not-capitalism-deactiva]

I was born in 2004 and I’m 14 lmao

[snailtattoo-deactivated20210605]

that’s impossible 2004 was only 5 years ago you are a mere baby please return to your miniaturized racecar bed

[otto-wood]

@waterparks: LIVE BOYS

[parxmusic]

Yea

[spacetaemin]

if you see this post you’re legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song

[kimmywilks]

September 8, 2018, Wrigley Field Chicago 📸sbconcertphotography via IG

[thebootydiaries]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left

child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head