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This is %100 percent the most reliable news source on any platform!

Important: This is a joke blog, do not take anything on this blog seriously. Please do not purposely spread harmful information

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Breaking news!

Gaster is homophobic

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T H E F A C T I S T R U E

B U T T H I S I S N O T N E W S

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I did not expect you to find this

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OOC

Hey everyone. I tend not to post about political stuff on here due to the fact that anything I say could easily be taken the wrong way because of the gimmick of this blog.

That being said, I wanted to real quick share something that may be helpful to my fellow Americans on this app.

As you probably know, our bastard of a president has taken a lot of action against the LGBTQ+ community.

This includes defunding the American LGBTQ suicide and mental health crisis hotline.

In response to this, Canada opened their toll free LGBTQ help hotline to American citizens.

The number is: 1-877-330-6366

Don’t be afraid to call if you need help.

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Breaking news!

Gaster is homophobic

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Ooc/ uh oh people from my main are finding me

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Woah! Another news station!

Nice to know there’s other completely reliable sources of information!

-@false-news-offical

Uh, yeah. We're a little slow at the moment, but we'll try to get around to it.

And, if you wanted to talk to someone else, you can't. I'm the only one available right now.

--Connor, The A.N Office

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Not a problem! Take your time

It’s hard work spreading news after all!

And I had no one in particular I was trying to contact, I was just saying hello!

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I just saw somebody get put in a situation, I thought you'd like to know

Breaking news!

Someone is in a situation!

Thank you for the important information!

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I’m falling from the sky and aiming at your news tower

Breaking news!

OH GOD OH NO WE’RE ALL GONNA DI- oh they missed

Oh

Oh no

They hit the second tower…

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Girls kiss girls? Girls girls girl girlskissing girlkisser girls?

Breaking news!

Wait, didn’t we already have this story?

Yeah… last broadcast was the “there’s no yaoi only yuri” announcement…

So um… yes?

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Breaking news!

There is no yaoi

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NOOOOOOOO

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Sorry! Only yuri now!

Just got word that non-binary people don’t exist in relationships either! What an interesting turn of events

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🔪

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Woah there! I’m just the news guy!

Don’t shoot the messenger!

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well that was a knife….you said don’t SHOOT the messenger….knives don’t shoot

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Don’t stab the messenger then? I don’t know I’m just the reporter!

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Breaking news!

There is no yaoi

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NOOOOOOOO

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Sorry! Only yuri now!

Just got word that non-binary people don’t exist in relationships either! What an interesting turn of events

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🔪

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Woah there! I’m just the news guy!

Don’t shoot the messenger!

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Breaking news!

There is no yaoi

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NOOOOOOOO

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Sorry! Only yuri now!

Just got word that non-binary people don’t exist in relationships either! What an interesting turn of events

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Breaking news!

Mod is perfectly okay and not sick whatsoever!

Healthy as can be

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10000 notes and I'll do a face reveal

:3 tag people or something, idgaf

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I know I don’t interact with some people I tagged, BUT PLS MOOTS I NEED THIS

I KINDA WANNA SEE MY TWINS FACE-

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Stay safe

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Breaking news!

Quarters are now worth 27 cents!

Have fun counting change, Americans!

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Breaking news!

I hate TV

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THIS IS OOC AND VERY IMPORTANT

If you are getting harmful asks from someone signing off as @laciffo-natas THAT IS NOT ACTUALLY THEM

There is someone anonymously pretending to be Natas in an attempt to spread harm. Please, if you get one of these asks, report and block the anonymous sender, and delete the ask.

If you are that person, you are genuinely a waste of space on this planet earth. I hope you learn how to be happy yourself instead of spreading harm on the internet while disguised as an innocent person

You are genuinely disgusting, and a coward. Learn to do something productive with your life

And to Natas, I interact with you on my main more than I do on here, but you still probably don’t know me much. Either way you are genuinely a wonderful person, I am so sorry this is happening to you.

That’s all from me. If you are part of the officalverse then I would appreciate if you would reblog this, but don’t feel pressured to.

Stay safe everyone

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Hiii i'm the "offical" offline chrome dino game!! It's so awesome to be here!

commence ye mandatory offical tagging

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Breaking news!

You have wifi again, watch out for those meteors!