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[news-spreading-anon]

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[humanoidworm-anon]

Hi there. Maz talked about you, once. Just a passing mention.

Thought I might drop by for a visit?

--Connor, The A.N Office

( @news-spreading-anon )

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

Worm Anon floats upside down, a strong sense of unworldly power is felt off of it.

“ Yeah :\ „

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

[news-spreading-anon]

Right. Okay, my name is Connor.

What about you? Do I just call you humanoid worm anon or?

--Connor, The A.N Office

[humanoidworm-anon]

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

“ Worm or Insect by some. „

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

[news-spreading-anon]

Okay, that's good to know. Feels a bit... degrading in my opinion but if that's what you prefer.

So, uh, Worm, can you tell me a bit about this place?

--Connor, The A.N Office

[humanoidworm-anon]

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

“ I was made to be a worm humanoid by force. Anyways — this place is filled with magic and bug themed, that is all I know. Being a lab for most of your life can do that. „

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

[news-spreading-anon]

Made by force? So you were... Okay, nevermind, let's not talk about that.

Uh, bug-themed, you say? So everyone is some kind of bug or insect, then? That's... pretty surreal, actually.

--Connor, The A.N Office

[humanoidworm-anon]

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

“ Not all but it is most of this world theme. „

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

[news-spreading-anon]

Good to know, but still not great considering that thing you told me of being forced to be like this...

Do you know a lot of people here? Or just a few acquaintances?

--Connor, The A.N Office

[humanoidworm-anon]

Hi there. Maz talked about you, once. Just a passing mention.

Thought I might drop by for a visit?

--Connor, The A.N Office

( @news-spreading-anon )

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

Worm Anon floats upside down, a strong sense of unworldly power is felt off of it.

“ Yeah :\ „

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

[news-spreading-anon]

Right. Okay, my name is Connor.

What about you? Do I just call you humanoid worm anon or?

--Connor, The A.N Office

[humanoidworm-anon]

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

“ Worm or Insect by some. „

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

[news-spreading-anon]

Okay, that's good to know. Feels a bit... degrading in my opinion but if that's what you prefer.

So, uh, Worm, can you tell me a bit about this place?

--Connor, The A.N Office

[humanoidworm-anon]

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

“ I was made to be a worm humanoid by force. Anyways — this place is filled with magic and bug themed, that is all I know. Being a lab for most of your life can do that. „

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

[news-spreading-anon]

Made by force? So you were... Okay, nevermind, let's not talk about that.

Uh, bug-themed, you say? So everyone is some kind of bug or insect, then? That's... pretty surreal, actually.

--Connor, The A.N Office

[news-spreading-anon]

Btwwwwww, all the available people were experiments to a horrible life that was seen as "good" to the public eye.

https://www.tumblr.com/humanoidworm-anon/819358325787508736/list-of-experiments?source=share

That all the experiments ↑

Okay, now that is starting to sound like a sci-fi horror movie. But, thanks for informing me! I, or Connor, will surely try to be more sensitive when it comes to questioning about their life.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[humanoidworm-anon]

Hi there. Maz talked about you, once. Just a passing mention.

Thought I might drop by for a visit?

--Connor, The A.N Office

( @news-spreading-anon )

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

Worm Anon floats upside down, a strong sense of unworldly power is felt off of it.

“ Yeah :\ „

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

[news-spreading-anon]

Right. Okay, my name is Connor.

What about you? Do I just call you humanoid worm anon or?

--Connor, The A.N Office

[humanoidworm-anon]

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

“ Worm or Insect by some. „

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

[news-spreading-anon]

Okay, that's good to know. Feels a bit... degrading in my opinion but if that's what you prefer.

So, uh, Worm, can you tell me a bit about this place?

--Connor, The A.N Office

[humanoidworm-anon]

Hi there. Maz talked about you, once. Just a passing mention.

Thought I might drop by for a visit?

--Connor, The A.N Office

( @news-spreading-anon )

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

Worm Anon floats upside down, a strong sense of unworldly power is felt off of it.

“ Yeah :\ „

✩.･*:｡≻───── ⋆♡⋆ ─────.•*:｡✩

[news-spreading-anon]

Right. Okay, my name is Connor.

What about you? Do I just call you humanoid worm anon or?

--Connor, The A.N Office

[news-spreading-anon]

The Forest of The Bugs has two nonbinary unworldly entities named The Overwatcher and The Specter, which are both dating each other, just so you know.

Aww, how cute! Even timeless and immortal entities can be in love!

Always hearing about how immortal love is impossible because one is bound to get bored.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[news-spreading-anon]

Slides into your inbox ominously

-🪄✨️

Hello, ominous person?

--Connor, The A.N Office

[news-spreading-anon]

SPAM ACCOUNT ALERT

A recent notification has told us that somebody has mentioned us in their post. It is this blog here.

And with the sketchiness and similarities with another blog we have encountered on our main (the mod's) blog, we highly suggest nobody listens to what this blog says.

Clearly a spam or scam account. If you do get a notification about them, please report and block.

Otherwise, please have a great timezone!

--Moderator, The A.N Office

[news-spreading-anon]

The Forest of The Bugs can unsafe at certain places on the map, for example : The Rotting Forest, it always in a cycle of rotting and regrowing with everything there — meaning it is easy to die or nearly.

Nobody lives there for that reason and I mean also it smells pretty bad when in the rotting cycle.

Yeesh, this place seems like a rat town. No offense!

But hey, the name is already off-putting enough, so I don't think I'll be visiting.

-Maz, The A.N Office

[news-spreading-anon]

Well, the universe has Spiderlings — spider people that is ruled by a experiment named Spider and it is pretty bug themed.

Hehe, Spiderlings.

That remind sme a lot of about the whole Spiderverse thing! Funny coincidence, huh?

--Maz, The A.N Office

[news-spreading-anon]

Solius isn't a human, it never tells what it is but it is powerful and clearly unnatural

I see, but that doesn't come as a surprise either.

I'm pretty sure we're the only non-magical anons.

Learning a bunch of things that other anons can do while we can't still can be concerning, though.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[news-spreading-anon]

You know @humanoidworm-anon ? Well that is a whole different universe that is named The Forest of The Bugs since the people there are pretty bug themed.

*CHUNKS A WHOLE MAP OF THE WORLD AT THE OFFICE*

Oh! Woah-ho-ho!

Didn't have to throw that map, but thank you! You think it's dangerous? I might bring Kathy along sometime!

Uh, might not bring Kay. He's afraid of creepy crawlies.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[news-spreading-anon]

Did you know Solius The Bartender personally likes to drink pure chemical acid.

No, I didn't. And honestly, I don't think anyone should like to drink acid.

It's obviously dangerous.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[news-spreading-anon]

The other beings of A.V.M-0-C are colored parts of the body, in turn, one or multiple or all leaving the body just has what makes it still work without some but all gone leaves it be gone until they come back together, it honestly hard to explain if you don't see it yourself.

Yes, I see how hard that is to explain, since I don't entirely understand it myself.

Well, guess I'll wait and see!

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

Hello there! Someone introduced me to this place, and I thought I might swing by to check it out!

--Maz, The A.N Office

( @news-spreading-anon )

➺ A masked entity sits at the bar, cleaning up small splatters of blood on the surface with a cloth — the blood smells new yet old, how strange.

➯ “ Greetings to you Maz, what would you like? I have all kind of drinks here, alcoholic and non-alcoholic alike~ „

[news-spreading-anon]

Oh, a peach bellini if that's alright with you.

And I didn't expect you to greet me by name, we haven't even introduced ourselves yet.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➺ The Bartender grabs a Peach Bellini from underneath the bar table, it picks up a glass cup from one of the shelfs behind itself — pouring the drink into the cup and placing it down on the bar table in front of the chair.

➯ “ It is a habit of mine, the name is Solius/■■■■■~ „

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

Well nice to meet you, Solius! Nice name, by the way, kind of like "solid".

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➯ “ Do you want to sit down?~ „

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

Oh, yeah, of course! Can't be standing the whole time, hehe.

[Maz looks around the place looking for a chair or stool of some kind]

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➺ A stool appears right in front of Maz, appearing from nowhere.

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

Oh, hah, that's convenient. Thanks!

[Maz takes a seat on the stool, adjusting herself until she's comfortable]

So, what's the history of your bar? Just a little conversation starter.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➯ “ Your welcome~ Hm, I found a door to the bar one day — there was not a single soul in site of the bar. I thought about it for while and choose to be the owner of it as the first entity to find it. „

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

So you just... Walk and and proclaimed that this place is yours?

Hm, I guess that works? Maybe there should be paperwork or something...

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➮ “ It more so let me to this~ „

➺ Solius giggles.

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

"It"? You mean this bar is more eor less sentient?

Or am I getting this wrong?

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➮ “ I suppose it is sentient but I do not know myself. „

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

That's sort of interesting! Kind of like the Moon Knight comics!

You know, "The Midnight Mission"? Nevermind, you don't need to know.

In short, Moon Knight found a building that is pretty much its own sentient being and they became allies!

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➮ “ My partner Adriel talked of it, he enjoys the story. „

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

Oh really? That's awesome, but don't talk too much about it, I've only watched the movie!

Hey, do you have anyone else here? Or just the visitors?

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➮ “ Just the visitors. „

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

Oh, I see. Must get lonely from time to time, not getting anyone to talk to on long days.

I wouldn't want to work alone, so.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➮ “ I am use to being alone. „

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

That sounds a bit sad, actually.

Anyways, let's put that aside. Do you have a favorite drink?

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

Hello there! Someone introduced me to this place, and I thought I might swing by to check it out!

--Maz, The A.N Office

( @news-spreading-anon )

➺ A masked entity sits at the bar, cleaning up small splatters of blood on the surface with a cloth — the blood smells new yet old, how strange.

➯ “ Greetings to you Maz, what would you like? I have all kind of drinks here, alcoholic and non-alcoholic alike~ „

[news-spreading-anon]

Oh, a peach bellini if that's alright with you.

And I didn't expect you to greet me by name, we haven't even introduced ourselves yet.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➺ The Bartender grabs a Peach Bellini from underneath the bar table, it picks up a glass cup from one of the shelfs behind itself — pouring the drink into the cup and placing it down on the bar table in front of the chair.

➯ “ It is a habit of mine, the name is Solius/■■■■■~ „

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

Well nice to meet you, Solius! Nice name, by the way, kind of like "solid".

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➯ “ Do you want to sit down?~ „

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

Oh, yeah, of course! Can't be standing the whole time, hehe.

[Maz looks around the place looking for a chair or stool of some kind]

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➺ A stool appears right in front of Maz, appearing from nowhere.

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

Oh, hah, that's convenient. Thanks!

[Maz takes a seat on the stool, adjusting herself until she's comfortable]

So, what's the history of your bar? Just a little conversation starter.

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➯ “ Your welcome~ Hm, I found a door to the bar one day — there was not a single soul in site of the bar. I thought about it for while and choose to be the owner of it as the first entity to find it. „

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

So you just... Walk and and proclaimed that this place is yours?

Hm, I guess that works? Maybe there should be paperwork or something...

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➮ “ It more so let me to this~ „

➺ Solius giggles.

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

"It"? You mean this bar is more eor less sentient?

Or am I getting this wrong?

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➮ “ I suppose it is sentient but I do not know myself. „

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

That's sort of interesting! Kind of like the Moon Knight comics!

You know, "The Midnight Mission"? Nevermind, you don't need to know.

In short, Moon Knight found a building that is pretty much its own sentient being and they became allies!

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➮ “ My partner Adriel talked of it, he enjoys the story. „

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

Oh really? That's awesome, but don't talk too much about it, I've only watched the movie!

Hey, do you have anyone else here? Or just the visitors?

--Maz, The A.N Office

[multiversalbar-anon]

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

➮ “ Just the visitors. „

★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰ ★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰ ☆∻∹⋰⋰★∻∹⋰⋰

[news-spreading-anon]

Oh, I see. Must get lonely from time to time, not getting anyone to talk to on long days.

I wouldn't want to work alone, so.

--Maz, The A.N Office