look at that smile, what a smile

🦅🐶 | let’s send a love letter to a horse "anyone who is a reaper, watch out: rendog is about"~ false 2k24 “ren and i are very normal people” ~ false 2k24 "our favourite fool" ~ rendog 2k24 “hermitcraft isn’t hermitcraft without my friend false close by” ~ rendog 2k23 “i cannot think of a more worthy winner” ~ rendog 2k24 ”’cause you’re the only person he’s ever felt anxious around!” ~ cleo 2k25

[falseren]

➸ burner blog! (platonic / romantic / qpr / which could mean nothing / whatever / rpf)

➸ minimal / no tagging

➸ see dynamic as whatever, call it what you want :) (unless otherwise specified)

➸ here’s my shippy stuff on ao3 (spiders georg)

➸ enjoy your visit! :D

➸ this could be heaven or this could be hell

➸ Arranged marriage AU

[gemdom]

Every rendog video is like BY THE WAY GUYS did you know my AWESOME neighbor FALSE did this super cool build? Wow. Me and FALSE were talking the other day did you subscribe to FALSESYMMETRY yet??? Don’t raid me raid FALSE!!! I swear to god this man spends more time promoting false’s channel than his own

[riacte]

Ren waving at False from the balcony oh….

[falseren]

romance is not dead

[falseren]

[flirtatiously] i’m featuring a twitch clip of you dying that made me laugh so much i almost fell off my chair

[merthaevelynk]

I FINAIHED BEFORE 12!!

@hermitadaymay

[quietwingsinthesky]

the draw of arranged marriage AUs to me is really the way the dubcon of it all binds them together. neither of them have a choice in being here, something else is foisting this upon them whether that’s their parents or the political situation around them or expectation or something else, but the point is that they don’t get that one choice. so they have to make a choice somewhere else, that now that they’re here, they’re going to make it work. they’re each other’s only allies, in this cage built around them. they may have been coerced into swearing to stand by each other through anything, but they did swear.

[quietwingsinthesky]

it’s not love at first, or second, or third sight. it’s not love in the wedding bed the first time, whether they grit their teeth through it or decide together to forgo that binding step and try to get around it as long as they can. it’s about sharing a bed with a stranger while you learn their nightmares and how they hog the covers. it’s about sharing a name before you even know each other’s hobbies. the appearances you have to keep up, and the connection you find in both being exhausted by them, laughing together because isn’t it ridiculous how you not only have to be married but you have to act like it’s perfect and lovely for everyone else watching. it’s love that creeps up quiet and slow, between shared secrets that make your wedding bands mean something for the first time, and trying to protect each other from the trap you’re both in. and it’s about having the mortifying thought of “oh my god, i have a crush on my wife.”

[falseren]

i kinda get false now because it’s fun to get a silly e-crush on your coworker who’s biased for you and has probably been crushing on you for years, it’s funnnn to bait for his attention and watch him cater to your whims and whine and make him do fetch quests for you, you feel happy and bubbly when he laughs at your jokes in chats/whispers, and it’s unserious and not real because it’s not like you care much about romance, it’s not like it means anything, but then— oh. you did it yourself 🙁 you love him 🙁 you really do 🥺

[falseren]

i love you falseren ao3 because falseren is so inherently unmarketable that most people who write them have a Vision. it may not be a vision you personally like, but the authors are passionate, devoted, and clearly love this pair. nobody gets into falseren for the clout. clout what clout 😭 we are in definitely hell 😭❤️

[falseren]

falseren ao3 has such a funny existence because most “rarepairs” in the hc fandom on ao3 have pages dominated by smut/the ship being the background ship. but for falseren, regular smut/background ship fics only appeared AFTER they gained some popularity lmfao. absolutely wacky hetflop

[falseren]

i love you falseren ao3 because falseren is so inherently unmarketable that most people who write them have a Vision. it may not be a vision you personally like, but the authors are passionate, devoted, and clearly love this pair. nobody gets into falseren for the clout. clout what clout 😭 we are in definitely hell 😭❤️

[falseren]

welcome to the hotel BULLSHITTTTT

[falseren]

falseren is so stupid why are they everywhere when you're not looking for them but the instance you want them to interact they suddenly never talk

[falseren]

she was a 😉

he was a ;D

can they make it anymore ambiguous

[falseren]

if your boyfriend is serenading you with hotel california and inserting you in the doorway and calling you shimmering and saying you have a lovely face and spending time with you is “definitely hell”, that’s not your boyfriend, that’s just a platonic coworker

[falseren]

i bet it feels really good to request your chat to make an edit of your crush to a romantic ballad about ~making love~

[telemcchus]

Hello! Little doodle recommendation:) I know you have drawn falseren dancing but what if one of them was being dipped? (Creative freedom on the dipper and the dippee. I would love to see their specific reactions to that lol)

How about both :D

[falseren]

tonight is the night where ME become WE

[falseren]

hotel california is unfortunately such an exploitable template. waiting for hotel rotterdam. hotel seattle. hotel london.

[falseren]

two become one is also infinitely exploitable and i can’t make that joke irl because it’s so obviously an (outdated and old fashioned) euphemism