no sleep in heaven

Excuse me sir, I can't believe I have to say this, but could you please not play the flute? Just while we're driving.

[uglymaid]

yes im ugly but its an artistic choice

[fakehistory]

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

[insomniac-arrest]

going up to a horse like

[aaronburrssexdungeon]

i searched martin luther in the gifs section and this is the only result and i’m losing my mind

[fairweathermyth]

[shesnake]

The Miseducation of Cameron Post (2018) dir. Desiree Akhavan

[vladtheunfollower]

[peelingmandarins]

the greeks at the gates of troy

[theshitneyspears]

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

[packapunchpatrickpaxton]

[fivestarqueer]

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

[sepulchritude]

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

[starkeaton]

the mimes are doing What

[cursedcatimages]

munch

[mikeshanlon]

us when lorde and ariana made us think they were coming out in a song but they were just talking about themselves

[goobra]

this feels appropriate

[catchymemes]

[jumpingjacktrash]

i love water dogs

[mrbulian]

[trans-mouse]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. Literally, I’ve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life

[essence-of-armbarring]

you ever just like “wow that’s my voice? people listen to this clown on a daily basis?”

[frogofages]