herz? verloren

aljoscha ⇢ 1998 . he/they not sponsored by lacoste

[warabou]

british kafka: "3 February, 1922 - Absolutely knackered. Simple as"

[goslinggf]

this is what spending money on literally anything feels like in this economy

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[cultivating-wildflowers]

"he would not say that" but it's about a fictional depiction of a historical figure

[cimness]

Chief Inspector Morse and Sergeant Lewis in What the Fuck Are We Doing in Australia, Anyway?

[demons]

Life aboard USS Kearsarge in the Far East, c. 1957/58

[opiates]

bdsm stands for breakfast dinner snacks and meal

[hecateisalesbian]

this Kinktober I think ao3 users should celebrate being the only fanfic platform that’s censorship free and write the most freaky, perverted, diabolical smut they possibly can

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

quite frankly i didn't realize enough people still used wattpad for this to be that big of an issue

[newnamedontknowyet]

They should invent a lüften that keeps outside noises outside.

[piranes11]

Friend: dude could I have some of your fries

Me: ( assenting hand gesture, managmaniously): until you are satisfied

[laissezferre]

[ttnn77]

I KNOW SOME OF YOU ARE FAKE LOSERS BECAUSE IT GETS NOTICEABLY QUIETER HERE ON FRIDAYS AND SATURDAYS

[justaddpoisontomilk3]

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[mab1905]

Ive lost all control and painted on the back of this denim jacket, might add a quote but I’m not sure which one