that's not how the force works

25 | Danish | she/her/hers | Hufflepuff bad at playing video games but good at buying them

[milesgmoralles]

Thor Odinson: God of Thunder, Interior Decorator and Fashion Bicon.

[buffysummers]

[shepofships]

[buffy-screencaps]

[castielstiel-deactivated2023020]

“The trio is complete.”

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

I’ll never be the spontaneous adventurer. Mamma Mia! (2008) / Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018)

[burningbruise]

I’m the Slayer. You’re playing on my turf.

[yeaka]

Has this been done yet? Because I love you Elrond but wtf. [Screencap credit]

[elenorasweet]

LAUGHING BUT CRYING INSIDE

[latinumbi-deactivated20210509]

When people ask me who my favorite captain is

[jimmyhopper]

a glo up: from popular teenage boy aka “king steve” to stressed out mother of four

[robertdeniro]

To fake a convincing murder, you have to have discipline. You befriend a local idiot, harvest the details of her humdrum life, and cram her with stories about your husband’s violent temper. Secretly create some money troubles: credit cards, perhaps online gambling. With the help of the unwitting, bump up your life insurance. Purchase getaway car - Craigslist. Generic. Cheap. Pay cash. You need to package yourself so that people will truly mourn your loss, and America loves pregnant women. As if it’s so hard to spread your legs. You know what’s hard? Faking a pregnancy. First, drain your toilet. Invite pregnant idiot into your home, and ply her with lemonade. Steal pregnant idiot’s urine. Voila. A pregnancy is now part of your legal medical record. Happy anniversary. Wait for your clueless husband to start his day. Off he goes. And the clock is ticking. Meticulously stage your crime scene, with just enough mistakes to raise the specter of doubt. You need to bleed. A lot. A lot a lot. A head wound kind of bleed. A crime scene kind of bleed. You need to clean poorly, like he would. Clean and bleed, bleed and clean. And leave a little something behind - a fire in july? And because you’re you, you don’t stop there. You need a diary. Minimum 300 entries on the Nick and Amy story.

[meatbag-status]

[odairannies]

When you’re old, all you want to do is stare at the scenery. It’s so strange. I’ve never felt so peaceful before. Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[camillesengelsons]

angel the series characters » spike angel dragging spike

[bubbagumps]

► Film Facts ➛ Wonder Woman ღ ⁃ As incredibly difficult as it is to believe, director Patty Jenkins has to fight for this now-iconic scene to make it into the movie. Others working on the film were “confused” by what the point of the scene actually was. “It’s my favorite scene in the movie and it’s the most important scene in the movie,” said Jenkins during an interview with Fandango. “It’s also the scene that made the least sense to other people going in, which is why it’s a wonderful victory for me.”

[marvelgifs]

[dayoldhakarl-deactivated2021011]

This is literally how any best friend would react in a situation like this and is probably one of the realest lines in any Marvel movie to date.

[kyloren]

On Wednesdays, we wear pink! Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters