“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably
it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this
every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly
World Heritage Post
thinking about the time I said that the Catholic Church's Corporal Works of Mercy were essentially just socialist political/economic programmes, and my professor — who, as it turns out, was in seminary school to be a Catholic priest but dropped out — asked me, "were you raised Catholic?"
CLOCKED.
Of course, then I told him, "I dropped out of confirmation class because they wouldn't let me get gay-married."
And this 70something-y/o Irish immigrant says, "Ugh, those bastards!"
Truly one of the best moments of college.
If you went to a bar and the bartender was a mousegirl you could ask for a drink and she would balance it on her head and say "for you, it's on the mouse"
the crazy thing about this is that it took one single word to turn it horny. coulda been a normal cute post. coulda taken the high road & conjured a delightful image of a mouse scampering down the bar with a beer ten times its size balanced on its head. but you had to say "mousegirl" and not "mouse." don't pretend this isn't what's going on either i know the score i know what's up. i'm familiar with this sort of semantic trick. you want to fuck down on an anime girl with certain characteristics of a rodent and everyone's gotta know.
>10 hours ago
>deactivated
in retrospect it's even crazier that the reason "girl" set this guy off was because it tangentially invoked the specter of the japanese
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Keith Haring, William S. Burroughs and John Giorno in Lawrence, Kansas, September 1987.
the female half of my soul is always fag hagging for my male half that's why i am such a balanced individual
one can instantly free oneself from the chains of identity discourse by simply conceiving of sexuality as something that is dialectical and not metaphysical
canon
me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
ranibow sprimkle……..
kepchup.
SPINCH
B A N C H
chichen nuggest
b R o G L e
strawbebbies..
this post almost moved me to tears
Tag yourself, I’m spinch or rainbow sprimkle
I’m kepchup lmao
Brogle and rainbow sprimkle
This is so charming I feel punched in the solar plexus and I’m here for this sort of gentle, sweet violence.
some additions from my own collection
World Heritage Post
i have been blessed by ranibow spimkle, may the world heritage posts bless thee aswell
No Smorking. Parma Jawn
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girl whatever
There’s a certain number of times you can have a gay crush on someone who’s functionally just a Quirked Up Straight Guy before you either go crazy, transition, or kill yourself.
I am rapidly approaching this number and I am curious to see which of the three outcomes will occur!
I didn’t consider a 4th option: alcoholism
Tree Swallows by Linda H. Dulak - Audubon Photography Awards
barn swallows depicted in the “spring fresco”, akrotiri, thera, greece. c. 16th century BC
got my lab results back turns out i’m full of rage because i am full of grief
after spending multiple days fruitlessly googling "perfume that looks like the movie saw" i finally found it
Writing a cover letter for a substitute, part time position at an org that you interned at for over a year is a fucking humiliation ritual.