Another package arrives. It’s wrapped in paper that looks like candy, and has a card on the top that looks like a fat kitten. It smells like One Direction perfume. Inside, is:
1. a rape whistle 2. MACE 3. a taser 4. an entire tub of real glitter 5. the 2015 nicki minaj calendar 6. five pairs of the cutest socks she could find 7. two boxes worth of adorable hairclips 8. a necklace that says AVOID in pink pastel cursive 9. a backpack shaped like a flowery rocketship 10. a pair of neon heelies 11. 50s bubblegum heart-shaped sunglasses 12. a bag of marbles 13. a £40 gift voucher for boohoo.com 14. a binder full of photocopied pages from her grandmothers old recipe book 15. an envelope of photographs - of her! packing, on the computer, holding a plane ticket to america in her hands, pretending to kiss her phone
