Eva

[fandom-cereal]

2026 predictions

I get to try psychedelics

RAMpocalypse gradually winds down

another major dip in the stock market (please god)

I get my own car

I get my own gun

[rylandsgrace]

Beef (2023 - ) I 2.04

[cipheramnesia]

I simply don't know what I'd do with myself if I didn't have to spend 30 minutes on the phone every couple months to get antidepressants.

[unwastelandunbaby]

“they’re just looking at each other” you could not begin to understand the complexities involved in looking at each other

[dahppled]

they should make a substance to abuse that has no consequences

[hugevampiretits]

hes so real

[creekfiend]

sometimes people think I am on Mad At Them Island, when in fact I am far more often paddling around in the waters of Slightly Annoyed With Their Recent Behavior Bay, or perhaps on the beautiful Peninsula of Get Well Soon But I Will Not Be Engaging With All Of That

[skygenders]

There is something sooo deeply American going on with Seattle Children’s Hospital that I think would brick the minds of everyone outside of the United States.

[skygenders]

The CHILDRENS hospital has to restrict helipad landings because of noise complaints from the wealthy home owners living next to it. Only the most urgent patients can land directly at the hospital. While the other kids have to land a mile away and are taken to the hospital via ambulance. Which is an unnecessary risk to the child’s life and also makes the families pay for the helicopter AND ambulance.

[skygenders]

Seattle Children’s says Laurelhurst noise concerns burdens lifesaving care for children

The hospital says some limits on helipad access add pressure when children need lifesaving care.

Apparently this has been going on for decades and is only getting traction because a pilot complained on Twitter.

[planeposting]

Stabilize our trajectory please

Pitch up

Pitch down

Left rudder

Right rudder

Left roll

Right roll

No1 engine thrust

No2 engine thrust

Flap angle

Altitude

Voting ended onMay 10

I just wanna see how we crash this plane

# of likes = # of passengers on board

# of reblogs = # of flight hours the pilots have

Good luck soldiers

[the-worm-in-his-head]

hey so like what's a percentage??

[officialish-cdc]

@the-worm-in-his-head consider this a warning

[the-worm-in-his-head]

Oh god it's the inbox anon. Keep sending questions, I keep drawing. Consider this a warning, Anon.

[officialish-cdc]

If we're lucky he won't be an anon for long

[the-worm-in-his-head]

Image ID: Tags from @officialish-cdc stating "#He doesnt have tumblr #I have to send his questions *for him*"

You admit to being an accomplice?? You collude with Outsider to torture The Worm! Jail for CDC, Jail for a thousand years!

[officialish-cdc]

that's a lot of uears...

[the-worm-in-his-head]

and you deserve Every Single One.

[officialish-cdc]

Do I 🥺

[the-worm-in-his-head]

yes.

[officialish-cdc]

No 😛

[the-worm-in-his-head]

No funding for CDC for a thousand years.

[officialish-cdc]

I will find OTHER methods of getting funding! 😡

[the-worm-in-his-head]

Gold digging?

[officialish-cdc]

Uh.. no.. lemons stand

[the-worm-in-his-head]

It's "if life gives you lemons...", not "if you purchase lemons...". Doesn't have the same ring to it.

[the-worm-in-his-head]

How much prep time would you need to get RFK combat-ready enough to win in a blunderbuss duel against a small Estonian child named Yelena who has 27 minutes and 34 seconds of prep time to complete this task; and then, if he wins, hypothetically, if he was to consume an apple that contained you within it would you the worm become the apple or would your act of consuming the apple return you to your worm form

Can we have whatever substance compelled you to write this?

[natnormalatall]

my right arm still remembers my hpv shot

[the-worm-in-his-head]

^^^

Exactly why you SHOULDN'T get an HPV "vaccine". Putting yourself through all that pain for no benefit whatsoever. Like, even if you believe HPV can cause issues for you in the future, those "issues" are known to be in decline.

[centers-for-disease-control]

do you hve contant with the brain worm controlling rfk jr

@the-worm-in-his-head

[charl0ttan]

spending one dollar on bandcamp is probably just as if not even more noble than voting in local elections

[supertaliart]

Happy May the Fourth! I added a second page to this comic from last year!

[systlin]

Question regarding using urine as part of a dye process: I knew it was a historical practice, and I broadly understand the chemistry, but where does the urine come from? I've seen this fact in a few documentaries but no one seems interested in talking about the source. Who's pee is that?

Anyone. Everyone.

You know those bedpans you'd pee in back before we had indoor flushing bathrooms? You dump those in the piss vat in the morning.

You know taverns and pubs? They'd set a bucket outside and tell all the customers to pee in it, and then sell it to cloth workers.

If you were a human who produced piss, you contributed to the group piss collection efforts and the textile industry thanked you for it.

[systlin]

As to documentaries in specific, the usual case is to set out a bucket and tell the crew to go to town until they have enough for the demonstration.