Fandoms & Stuff.

/Taylor, 15, US/ I'm sorry, I never know exactly what this blog is.

[mjwatson]

do female superheros have to undergo breast enhancement surgery before she is allowed to become a superhero

[fandoms-is-me]

boyfriend: *doesn't reply to me in 5 seconds after I sent my text*

me: well we had a good run but he definitely moved on and found someone better

[creetch]

Don’t be sad look at these wolves with watermelons

I love you

[tieflingb]

I never realized how FUCKING BIG their mouths actually are. Holy shit

[audaciousescapades-deactivated2]

I have this theory that Neville is supposed to represent everything that Peter could have been. You know, both of them were the weak link in the friend group, the guy easily influenced. But instead, Rowling made Neville weak to prove the two paths an individual could take. How each of our weaknesses manifest in different ways. Peter’s weakness made him a villain, ultimately worse than Voldemort because he betrayed his friends, while Neville’s weakness made him work harder and in the end made him Harry’s strongest ally.

[cameralinz]

Harry = James, Ron = Sirius, Hermione = Remus, Neville = Peter, Ginny = Lily, Luna = Snape. 

You will notice that none of the six from the old generation survived. The kids each have traits from the old generation but they’re here to fix the past, and thus must survive the series to metaphorically right the past. Some may raise their eyebrows at Luna as Snape, but just as Harry represents James (the popular kid who was good at quidditch, but didn’t become arrogant like his father) or like Peter and Neville (two people who could have been cowards, but Neville rises to life’s challenges) Luna mirrors Snape in being mocked, a pariah, Looney Lovegood and Snivellus. Instead of being resentful, she rose above it, and loved herself regardless. 

If you went with Harry to the Ministry of Magic in book 5, you mattered beyond just backing him up against Voldemort. This core six represented the loss and failure of the Marauders generation, and the hopes of a post-Voldemort future.  

[mischievous-mo0ny-deactivated20]

Holy shit

[bluesargentt-deactivated2015061]

You will rescue Peeta at the earliest opportunity, or you will find another Mockingjay.

[mjwatson]

can i just get some super solider serum and get the perfect bod w/o doing anything please

[fantasticworldofflanneldoodle]

Does something ever happen to you and you’re like, “this is it. This is how I become a super villain”

[ithotyouknew-deactivated2015051]

Me: *is naturally beautiful* 

Me: *wears makeup so I can be supernaturally beautiful*

[fandoms-is-me]

Marvel: You... made a film about female assassins?

Taylor Swift: What, like it's hard?

[fandoms-is-me]

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever

german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA

english: *shooting up in the bathroom*

gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck

polish: here have all of these consonants have fun

japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk

chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.

arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!

latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening

sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it

Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

[gifsboom]

Video: Confused Alaskan Malamute Puppy Looks Like a Baby Bear

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Cause thou hast NO CLASS

[official-llama]

oh mY GOSH

[serenitizings]

Bad choices make good stories

[penicillium-pusher]

“girls only wear makeup and dress nice for guys!”

false. 

[terefah]

talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver

[passingpleasantries]

remember in 2006 when you accidentally hit the internet button on your flip phone and then you had to press end 40 times to keep your parents from paying for such a luxury

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sleeping like a baby? Babies are the worst sleepers on the planet. Should be “Sleeping like a teenager”