i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”

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bliss lane

titsay
Not today Justin
The Stonewall Inn

roma★
noise dept.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Interview Vampire Daily
YOU ARE THE REASON
occasionally subtle
RMH
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
Cosmic Funnies
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
$LAYYYTER
almost home
Noah Kahan

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Product Placement
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i love antique stores you go to check out & theyre like “where the hell did you get this”
Being constantly horny for fictional dick is such a hard full time job.
The yearning for fictional dick is a painful cross to bear
ancient sumerian little girl kicking her legs up in her bedroom imprinting images of gilgamesh and enkidu kissing on her cuneiform clay tablet and then taking it to her mom to bake and preserve it
i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
Shout out to the ten primate species, four bat species, elephant shrews, and the Cairo spiny mouse. Nobody else gets it
here you are sweetie
why does it cost money
“everyone is going to hate it” someone will love it. someone will reach out to you and tell you it changed their life. someone will hold it close and treasure it forever in a way you can’t even understand. keep going
Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*
a small rhythmic motion: is happening
us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible
old man sitting in the waiting room just randomly told someone “i’m from the ocean, you know”
I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am
I like to hear their interpretations of the persona that I’ve shown them
construction of the self through the eye of the other
when a ship involves one character being so utterly devoted to the other that its borderline religious????? when the devoted character is written to be seen as a sinner, or damned, or a non believer??? and the other character an angel or god-like???? i simply eat that shit UP how can you not??
they should invent a new constellation and call it the big sniffer
what would it look like
like this maybe
Canis major?
click on one. then see read more for what it means
pick one, read below
“You fantasize over fictional men? That’s so weird…”
You know what Christina, I’d rather cry over my fictional dream man than to cry over a mediocre man in real life who can’t even cook one decent goddamn meal.
me emitting a psychic blast killing everyone
ever since i was a little girl i always knew that i wanted to say to myself “im going to kill myself” whenever dealing with the slightest inconvenience