If Fandroid Streams Had a Blooper Reel

A Fandroid incorrect quotes blog! (Because c'mon, it was about time someone made one.) Ran by @wootzietoozee!

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pinned post!

*walks onstage and taps microphone* hey is this thing on? ok cool

hey y'all, i'm alex/wootzie! i run this blog now (because honestly i'm really surprised that there isn't an incorrect quotes blog for fandroid yet, lmao.)

i use he/they pronouns and i'm old asf (im 18 lmao)

as you might've guessed, this is an incorrect quotes blog for fandroid! i don't really do shipping here, so don't expect to see much of that around here. (though there might be some bp04 because c'mon. who doesn't love robot yaoi)

y'all can submit quotes if you wanna! feel free to go wild, as long as you don't submit queerphobic/racist stuff you're good :)

uhhh, that's it i think! i'll update this post if anything comes up, otherwise have fun! :)

-alex

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Melody: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?

Fandrew: OH...I'D MILDLY TROUBLE EVERYONE.

Melody: Alright, so what would you do?

Fandrew: I'D SHAVE A ONE-INCH THICK LINE IN EVERY THICK BEARD I SAW.

Fandrew: I'D TWIST ALL THE LIGHTBULBS JUST A LITTLE BIT SO NOBODY WOULD KNOW IF THEY WEREN'T WORKING.

Fandrew: AND I'D TIE EVERYONE'S SHOELACES TOGETHER.

Fandrew: AND FINALLY, I SNIP A HOLE IN EVERY TEA BAG.

Melody:

Melody: Remind me to never allow you to have power.

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Fandrew: Die.

Fandroid: Please don't die!

Fandrew: DIE!

Fandroid: PLEASE DON'T DIE!

Melody, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?

B-PO: Frogbot bought it for them and Fandroid wants Fandrew to accept it as their kid.

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Melody: On the count of three, what’s your favorite cake?

Melody and Fandroid: One, two, three-

Melody and Fandroid: Chocolate cake, peanut butter frosting, and chocolate chunks!

Frogbot: Our turn, B-PO! One, two, three-

Frogbot: Vanilla!

B-PO: I’ve never had cake before. What is cake?

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B-PO: What do you call breaking the law?

Fandrew: A HOBBY!

B-PO: Fandrew.

Fandrew: THAT I DO NOT ENGAGE IN.

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Fandrew: YOU CALL IT "REALLY BAD AT DARTS", I CALL IT "FREESTYLE ACUPUNCTURE"!

B-PO: Who brought a dartboard here?

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Fandroid: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Melody: You and me!

Fandroid, tearing up: okay

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B-PO: I'm playing Tetris, I'm hydrated as hell, and I'm listening to Sheryl Crow. I've got my own party going on.

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Melody to Fandroid: Turn that frown upside-down!

*several hours later*

Melody: What are you doing?

Fandroid, trying to do a handstand: You told me to “turn that frown upside-down” but it’s not working.

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Fandroid, setting down a card: Ace of spades.

Fandrew, pulling out an Uno card: +4.

Melody, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you!

B-PO, trembling: What the hell are we playing??

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Fandrew: IT'S NOT LIKE I TRY TO BLOW THINGS UP, IT JUST HAPPENS!

Fandrew: YOU GOT TO ADMIT THOUGH, FIRE IS FASCINATING!

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Melody: How would you like your coffee?

Fandroid: As dark as my soul.

Melody: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!

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Fandroid: Not gonna lie, I'm kind of afraid of Fandrew.

Melody: As you should be.

Fandroid: No, seriously, he's kind of-

Melody: As. You. Should. Be.

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Melody: Is the equipment secure?

Fandroid: Check.

Melody: Weapon loaded?

Fandroid: Check?

Melody: Did you have breakfast?

Fandroid: What? That’s not on the checklist.

Melody: I added it because I care about you.

Fandroid: No, I did not have breakfast.

Melody: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.

Fandroid: Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this.

Melody: I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

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Fandroid: What are you writing?

Fandrew: THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO KNOW WHAT WEAPONS WE HAVE, SO I'M TELLING THEM IT'S CLASSIFIED INFORMATION.

B-PO: This just says "fuck around and find out" in calligraphy.

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Fandroid: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?'

Fandroid: I woke up at noon and then it was 5 PM, okay? I don't KNOW!

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Fandrew: HEY B-PO, IT'S MUGGY TODAY!

B-PO: If I go out and see a bunch of mugs surrounding the facility, I will be disappointed.

Melody: *drinking water out of a bowl*