Once Upon A Time...

Fanfiction for in the heights, MCU, Harry Potter, Hamilton, and others

[ruby-white-rabbit]

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

[kyuubinu-deactivated20190226]

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

[onyxbird]

I know Eliot's single-con "baseball career" was too short for this to actually make sense, but I have a sudden delightful mental picture of pre-season 3 Damien Moreau sitting in some expensive cushy office, studying a Roy Chappell baseball card* in utter confusion, trying to figure out 1) whether that is actually Eliot Spencer and 2) if so...why?

*The baseball card of course features a photo of "Roy" smiling mid-game, hair at maximum floof.

[ll-again]

You say this as if Hardison did not actually design a limited edition Roy Chappell baseball card and hack the Topps website to add it to the catalog. AND as if the limited edition Roy Chappell Topps cards didn’t sell out within an hour and promptly create mass chaos at Topps’ HQ because a) no one knows who this guy is and b) where are these cards and how are they going to ship things that don’t exist and c) 5-10 business days later: HOW are we getting reviews on the website about a product we did not ship to customers because we do not have?

[onyxbird]

I stand corrected. This is clearly what happened.

[marisatomay]

my favorite criminal minds trope is how everyone acknowledges that spencer reid is very pretty even the baddies are like “i’m gonna kill him...the pretty boy....” like okay bud he’s not going to fuck you even with your gun to his head 🙄🤚

[ohshcscenerios-deactivated20250]

Kyoya for the mistletoe hcs?

With pleasure! 

Kyoya Ootori - NSFW Mistletoe

- Directs your attention to the mistletoe hanging directly above you in the archway.

- Offers a playful grin, silently asking to follow this Christmas tradition’s rules.

- Allows you to initiate the first kiss, making you stand in your toes to properly peck his lips.

- Grabs your hands and guides them over his shoulders, clasping them together behind his neck. It’s his silent way of preparing you for his turn.- Slides his hands down your waist, gripping your hips. 

- Spreads his fingers apart to feel your dimension of your curves.- Loves physically reminding himself how small you are compared to him. 

- Leans down and brushes his lips against yours, soft and quick.- Lingers above you, sharing the same breath, feeding off each other’s anticipation.

- Captures you aggressively into another kiss. Tilts his head slightly to overlap your noses. - Briefly fixes his glasses, shoving them back. When they slip again he takes them off and hangs them off his shirt pocket. 

- Doesn’t like being distracted… especially by his glasses.- His vision becomes blurrier but he doesn’t mind. He doesn’t necessarily need his eyes for how he plans to devour you. 

- Would prefer to feel his way through every kiss, every lick, every nibble.-  If anything, his poor eyesight has heightened his senses. He wants more.

- Wants to prove to you how much he wants you.

- Grabs your hand and slowly guides it down his chest… his abdomen… lower….

- Until your fingers brush against something thick and hard trapped beneath denim. 

- You gasp.

- Oooh… he savors it.

- Holds your hand on him, forcing you to feel him for yourself.

- Encourages you to explore, whispering in your ear for more.

- “Look what you do to me. I’ll make you pay for this.”

- Nibbles your earlobe. 

- Kisses your neck.

- Shoves your shirt off your shoulder.

- Kisses your shoulder.

- Liiiiiiiiiiiiick.

- Elicits a moan from you. He replies with one of his own. 

- Involuntarily grinds his hips against you, losing himself in his own endeavors.

- Wants to lose himself in you.

- In you.

- “Damn… Why can’t I simply kiss you?”

- Grabs your hand and leads you to his bedroom. He’s going to make you pay now. 

[athenasdragon]

I wish that book reviews were presented the same way as fanfiction reviews:

“AFHAKFHDKFHAKHFADSKFHKDFDKJHFKJAD” –The New York Times

“OMG I CANT EVEN WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THEM” –The Wall Street Journal

“you asshole im crying now” –NPR

“AHH THAT WAS SO CUTE THANK YOU! I’ll publish that book I said I’d write for you like next week, I’m a little busy right now but I LOVE THIS” –Sarah Dessen

[historic-old-guard-lover]

“….I just have to say I love you brb going to read all your works” -Shakespeare

[bonesbunns]

Second Chances

[lethal-desires]

Bucky follows Wanda into Westview, in hopes to see Steve, even if conjured from Wanda’s mind.

Based on another brilliant prompt by anon

[penny-anna]

Geralt meets Jaskier and is like *sniff sniff* ‘yeah this guy’s part elf, I’m not going to comment on this because it’s a very personal thing to bring up in mixed company and also none of my business’ & never once questions that Jaskier knows this bcos like, that’s the kind of thing people know about themselves, right? and it’s a touchy sort of subject so it’s understandable that Jaskier doesn’t really talk about it, w/e

& then years later Yennefer comments on how improbably youthful Jaskier is and Geralt’s like ‘yeah he’s part elf’ (cause like, we’re all ambiguously-human friends here, nbd)

but Jaskier is like ‘what the fuck? are you talking about?? no I’m not???’ and Geralt is like ‘…..fuck.’

[penny-anna]

Geralt: never mind

Jaskier: no, what are you talking about? what made you think that??

Geralt: I thought you knew.

Jaskier: what do you mean, you thought I knew??

Jaskier: listen, I know the names of all my family going back to my great-great-great-great grandparents, and none of them were elves? 

Geralt: ….well. one of them’s lying.

Jaskier: I don’t like what you’re implying

Geralt: I’m not implying anything

Jaskier: yes, you are? you’re implying that one of my ancestors committed adultery with an elf? which is patently absurd?

Geralt: are you on speaking terms with your parents at the moment

Jaskier: what does that have to do with anything

Geralt: it’s just I don’t know if you should hear this from me

Jaskier: well, I AM hearing it from you, aren’t I????

Geralt: I shouldn’t have brought it up. I thought you knew.

Jaskier: where are you even getting this from? oh, what can you just, sense that somebody’s part elf with your magic witcher powers?

Geralt: …………….

Jaskier: ………………………… *entire sense of identity crumbling* fuck

[hellenhighwater]

Jasker: do you have ANY IDEA how much money I have spent on skin care products over the years???? FOR NO REASON, APPARENTLY???

[queerticulate]

I just love the idea of jaskier later finding out that his grandmother was just as much of a slut and he is and she had a string of lovers and nobody really knew who fathered her children so for convenience sake they were all just ascribed to jaskier’s grandfather and considered legitimate

[penny-anna]

Jaskier: so I found out why nobody told me I’m part elf

Yennefer: oh?

Jaskier: it turns out my grandmother fucked so many people that the paternity of all of her children is up for debate

Jaskier: so they just sort of had to guess which of them were the half elves and in my mother’s case, they were wrong.

Yennefer: that’s hilarious

Geralt: I’m starting to see where you get it from

Jaskier: quite

Jaskier: anyway my mother says please will you come and smell everyone else on her side of the family just in case

Geralt: …hm

[heroofthreefaces]

he’s a mercenary innee

how much is she offering

[dechart]

this is GOLD

[ohblessit]

toss a coin to your ancestry.com witcher

[hamelin-born]

And of course Jaskier’s mother pays him in embarrassing baby stories about her son. 

[dechart]

I agree with past!me, this is gold.

[mercmicki]

His mother is like “and this was him as a baby” while everyone else is laughing and Jaskier is dying on the inside.

[andremichaux]

Leverage (2008 - 2012)

[writing-prompt-s]

The alien invaders don’t need to eat or drink. They photosynthesize. Outnumbered, our meager troops have made a last ditch effort: They’re leading them to Alaska, in November. As the sun dips past the horizon, we know it won’t rise for another two months. Oh, how they tables have turned.

[superheroesofbothuniverses]

Just read a hysterically funny Winter13 Fic where Bucky and Sharon screw up their respective missions and are punished by being forced to live undercover as a married couple for several months. At first, they’re all snarly at each other, but the more time goes on, the more they realize they’re more similar than they thought...... By the end, I was ready to start shipping them hard.

[dionysus-lover-ao3-deactivated2]

Requests are open for:

Nsfw alphabets (bio for fandoms)

Headcanons (bio for fandoms)

Drabbles and oneshots (bio for fandoms)

I do not write noncon, extreme violence, extreme underage or ships as: Kylo Ren × Armitage Hux, Batman × Joker & Snape × Harry, Snape × Lily, Snape × Marauders ('cause I just can't ship them)

Drabbles & oneshots [x]

First kiss in the morning, Ledger joker × reader | gender neutral reader

I might as well keep you, NSFW Ledger joker × reader | gender neutral reader

A nocturnal masterpiece, mention of smut Ledger joker × fem reader

I'll come back for you, Joker × reader | gender neutral reader

Ice-cream, Reylo (Kylo Ren | Ben Solo × Rey)

Such an idiot, Gingerpilot (Poe Dameron × General Hux)

Home, Gingerpilot (Poe Dameron × General Hux)

Love, Snamione (Severus Snape × Hermione Granger)

NSFW alphabet List

(link on the names)

Severus Snape

Remus Lupin

Sirius Black

Lucius Malfoy

Oliver Wood

Armitage Hux

Poe Dameron

Kylo Ren

Fanfics List

(find them on Ao3, link on the titles)

Heath Ledger Joker AU, The Dark Knight

Bolt for freedom

Joker × OFC

Warnings: +18, Explicit (red) rating, canon-typical violence

Star Wars AU

The family we have chosen

Kylo Ren × OFC ; Armitage Hux × Phasma ; Armitage Hux × Poe Dameron

Warnings: +18, Explicit (red) rating, underage (OFC is 16 years old when smut happens)

Your free will

Demon AU, Demon Kylo Ren × Human Rey

Warnings: +18, Explicit (red) rating

Harry Potter AU (Snape Fandom)

Snakes

Severus Snape × OFC (Snape lives), mention of Ron × Lavanda, mention of Lupin × Tonks

Warnings: +18, Explicit (red) rating

A new purpose

Severus Snape × Hermione Granger (post war AU, Snape lives), mention of Ron × Hermione (Ron bashing)

Warnings: +18, Explicit (red) rating

Time

Severus Snape × Hermione Granger (post war AU, Snape lives), mention of Harry × Ginny

Warnings: +18, Explicit (red) rating, planned pregnancy

[ravmint]

I like them together and it doesn`t matter, what kind of relationship they have :)

[bi-snape]

Ya know how there's headcanons of a hp character calling Minerva mom, be it harry or Sirius from what I've seen.

Now Imagine the Slytherin's calling Severus Dad.

Like He'll be scolding a slytherin, probably a 3rd or 4th year, and after he's done he'll ask if he's made himself clear and without thinking the tiny Slytherin responds by saying "Yes, dad"

It's takes them a second to realize what they said and their face turns red in embarrassment and they try to save themselves by saying "Sir! I meant sir!" before Snape can say anything they run off at the speed of light and Snape is just standing there in shock.

It happens again with several first years who were feeling home sick and they start to call him dad the day after he comforts them. The older Slytherin's hear about that and they too begin to call Snape dad. Eventually every Slytherin has resorted to calling Snape dad, tho they all make sure to never call him that in public cause he's theirs no one can have him.

Snape seemed uncomfortable at first but he's eventually gotten use to it when several of his slytherin students, who've graduated, sends him letters stating that they were happy to have him as a father figure in their life. (He cried when he read them but he won't admit it)

During father's day all the Slytherin's get together and make a plan that each year (like what school year their in) have to get him a specific thing

Like

1st years - have to get him sweets, cause they learn that Snape has a sweet tooth

2nd years - have to either make or get him a card. they all collectively agree to make one

3rd years - they buy small plushies for him

4th years - get him a book, basically anything about potion or something knowledgeable

5th years - they buy him new sets of vials, quills, ink, and journals

6th years - buy whatever rare potion ingredient they can get their hands on

7th years - well they of course either get him some fancy liquor or some special tea

When Snape received the gifts he couldn't help but cry, the slytherins were shocked cause they've never seen Snape be emotional. They were even more shocked when they saw him smile, but their shock faded when the younger kids decided to engulf Snape in a hug. The older Slytherin's quickly joined in.

Now whenever a new student is put into Slytherin, they are told that from here on Snape is now their dad and they are given a paper that shows each year and what they have to get for Snape on father's day. They are also told to keep it a secret cause well their possessive what do you think.

They are also informed that the only other student who is allowed to call Snape dad is Luna Lovegood and that she's his favorite so don't be mean to her or you'll get grounded.

[lethal-desires]

Steve and Bucky meets Bucky’s sister.

TFATWS hinted at Bucky’s sister being alive. I do not know if it is an introduction to Rebecca Barnes (Rebecca Proctor) or another sibling. Not sure how she will be presented, at what age or who will play her; or if she will make an appearance at all. Most importantly, not sure if they will have a convoluted way of presenting her as Rebecca ‘Rikki’ Barnes (who, btw, is from a different reality on the whole with a lot of backstory inclusive of being a counter-reality version of Bucky, sidekick to Cap, NOMAD etc.). This, however, is just my take on Bucky having a living sister. And that she (with a possibility of being a badass back in her heydays) is still a very spirited woman at her age, living a quiet, beautiful and ordinary life. And this here is her brother and her brother-in-law visiting her on a weekend. And of course Bucky is being the protective 'big brother’ he is. And Steve is always refereeing when big brother and lil’ sister fight. P.s. None other than Golden Girl.

[incorrect-wandavision-quotes]

Woo: Is anyone else scared?

Darcy: Not really. I’ve already lived longer than I expected.

[maisondumepris]

STAY WHO YOU ARE