for pride month i will be getting ES Megatron pregnant

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for pride month i will be getting ES Megatron pregnant
all I do is draw porn but I loveeee thinking about little [mecha-biology?] ideas.
The way optics are lubricated, how cybertronians are able to cry, the way their colors and outer plating armors and weapons come in upon maturity, how they’re able (and need to) breathe, servo language…
there’s so much fun things to think about with TFs; sentient robots that manipulate their frames so that they can survive/blend in/adapt/have fun with their lives- it’s endless thought pondering for robot lovers
overstimulated subby whiny swindle 🤤
seekers may be hot asf but they all have skinny spikes
back to my regularly scheduled bullshit:
do u think swindle sells viagra
who is he talking to ?
Who would get more money in a pole dance show?
Starscream
Knockout
megabull is allowed to have a fat fucking nutsack
What are your favorite rarepairs?
I have so many… but my top favorite is my personal crackship: Beachcomber x Astrotrain/ BeachTrain.
These I like, but I dont really think too much of em:
-Ratchet X Perceptor
-Mirage X Skywarp
-Skyfire X Optimus Prime
A LONG FUCKING TIME. That’s why I get so nuked by the end of my projects- it takes 100% of my off time from my surg tech job to make these things. The 7K special took 130 hours. Also I gave Nova optic liner because she’s my precious special little lemon seeker and I wanted her to get special treatment. 😂
Smaller commissions, yes. (Solos & 1 pagers)
Ngl I also found you on rule34 and was so hyped to come (heh) across your blog on tumblr
I’m glad you’re here. 😊
Why they want block you, this no pookie behaviour 3:
In my earlier valveplug drawing days, people were uncomfortable with the way I drew Bumblebee. Every time I see a “fuck Nuefass” thread, it is 90% about how I used to draw Bumblebee, and 10% because I’m a MegaStar shipper.
I’m glad there was outrage about how I used to draw Bumblebee: it helped me as a new VP artist realize what I was doing and why I needed to ditch that style. Now I’m drawing Bumblebee way better, and appropriately. 💛🐝
heh i may seem like a total newgen dumbass but whats your favorite ship? lemme guess, megastar.. but yeah anything besides that, whats your favorites? (hi im nosy and like to know details about my favorite content creators)
MegaSound has my heart. 💙 🩶
This is more a curiosity question you don’t have to answer, but is there a kink you absolutely will not do or even like?
The one I hate most is watersports/wasteplay, it’s just so unsanitary. I see it and my imaginary dick dies instantly, even with transformers.
In relation to Valveplug: Obviously excluding the intrinsic horrible kinks like r*pe, DDLG, ECT., watersports are a gray area for me. Scatplay and emetophilia are a hardcore no. Also somnophilia is something that I used to find hot but now no longer like, but there is exceptions to that one. Piquerism is another very common thing I see in Transformers that is a MASSIVE no for me.
my weird art set aside, i genuinely think the bots of transformers are beautiful
Are we ever getting that dratchet comic over here on tumblr?
it’s been up for months