[equusmaniac]

Hatchet! A request from a friend. :)

[fangirl553]

Sooo, here’s a little something I wrote. (We’re ignoring how I can’t figure out italics on this app so read it with sass)

“But Princess! You know I mustn’t make such a fool of myself, they’ll think my cleverness fake!” The Jester splayed his hands out onto the table, doubled over slightly as he panted, the chase momentarily stalled as the Princess stared at him in a determined manner from across the table.

“Come on Flori, you have to wear the hat.”

The Jester shook his head as his lips pressed into a thin line.

The Princess rolled her eyes before turning to lean her hip against the edge of the table and began to inspect the hat, giving one of the bells a flick of her finger ting jingle. “It would bring me much happiness to see you in full Court attire this evening Flori..” She gave a coquettish smile, gazing into his eyes through her lashes momentarily before returning her gaze to further ‘inspect’ the hat, turning it this way and that- Feigning woeful-ness.

“..Oh fine, I’ll wear the damn hat..” He grumbled out as he stalked around the table, Jingle. Jingle. Jingle. Jingle, and stopped just in-front of her, as he tried to grab the hat from her hands she suddenly yanked it away and held it behind her back! Jingl-jingle. Smiling like a beguiling serpent she stared into his eyes, “I believe you are forgetting something, Florian.”

He quirked a questioning brow. “And what might that be, Princess?”

“My finders fee, I found it all alone- thrown to the floor.” She smirked and spoke with an air of derision.

“Oh please, it does not have feelings Princess.” He crossed his arms dejectedly, looming over her slightly.

“May-haps, but I do.” She tilted her chin up, staring at him down her nose best she could. “Now how will you make it up to me?”

The Jester smiled gently. “What would you like me to do?”

The princess’ gaze dropped to his lips for only a moment then snapped back to his eyes, opening her mouth to answer but before she could speak a polite knock sounded from her chambers door.

“.. Come in,” She called out as she took a step back and set the hat on the table- TingJinglejing.

The Jester grabbed it- Jingle jingle, A serving girl entered the room with a small wooden box. “Your highness, it is time to prepare you for the feast.”

The princess nodded, giving a soft smile to the man. “Thank you for your time Florian, you may take your leave.”

“Always my pleasure, Princess.” The Jester bowed then turned to leave, each step rewarding him with a conglomeration of little jingle, jingle, jingles.

[fangirl553]

Haymitch upset that his tributes will die in the blood bath that is the cornucopia. ^

Haymitch realizing that’s his dead best friends daughter and he needs to do something to help her ^

Haymitch telling childhood stories of him and Burdock as children and Burdock prancing around showing off newborn Katniss to the entire town.

In this essay I will—

[saladscream]

Arthur a little tortured and a lot pretty. 😅😏

[partlyironic]

[forecast0ctopus]

walking n talking

[loustat-0]

The " Man " worthy of his tears .

[fangirl553]

Oh screw you

The first time in a long time I get back on here and THIS IS WHAT I SEE

[sanctimoniousplatitudes]

Rewatching Merlin and I forgot how insanely adorable Arthur is by the end of 2x02.

Look at him in the below picture, look at that smile, look at that face! How cute is he?! He’s like a little kid, he’s so happy with himself, I can’t handle it!!!

[bthemistake]

- The Once and Future King -

[Image Description:

Fanart of the character Arthur Pendragon from the show Merlin (BBC).

Hand lightly grazing a torn map of Camelot and the surrounding kingdoms, Arthur gazes down with a light frown on his lips. He wears his armour with his Pendragon-red cape falling over his left shoulder, draping down his body. There is a warm glow to him.

End of Description.]

[eudociacovert]

Not what you'd want to see on a dark Ketterdam night

[fujowiz]

SWEET JESUS

[dollopole]

I hate them so much.

[fangirl553]

THE WAY MERLINS CHAINMAIL HANGS ON HIS SHOULDERS CAUSE ITS TOO BIG

[dollopole]

You’re twisting the bloody knife.

[fangirl553]

Mmm I think it was Mordred that twisted the knife :D

[dollopole]

You… Did not. That’s it. I’m revoking all BBC Merlin Tumblr users their Tumblr accounts.

[fangirl553]

Taking that away is like stealing coffee from a caffeine addict, you can claw it from my cold, dead, hands. Good luck o7

[dollopole]

No because I then should get rid of my Tumblr too, because I inflict so much angst and pain on this fandom, so I shall not revoke your Tumblr subscription!

Success!

[fangirl553]

It’s not easy renegotiating the previously negotiated but we did it, t’was a laborious task but anything for the greater good, right?

[fujowiz]

SWEET JESUS

[dollopole]

I hate them so much.

[fangirl553]

THE WAY MERLINS CHAINMAIL HANGS ON HIS SHOULDERS CAUSE ITS TOO BIG

[dollopole]

You’re twisting the bloody knife.

[fangirl553]

Mmm I think it was Mordred that twisted the knife :D

[dollopole]

You… Did not. That’s it. I’m revoking all BBC Merlin Tumblr users their Tumblr accounts.

[fangirl553]

Taking that away is like stealing coffee from a caffeine addict, you can claw it from my cold, dead, hands. Good luck o7

[fujowiz]

SWEET JESUS

[dollopole]

I hate them so much.

[fangirl553]

THE WAY MERLINS CHAINMAIL HANGS ON HIS SHOULDERS CAUSE ITS TOO BIG

[dollopole]

You’re twisting the bloody knife.

[fangirl553]

Mmm I think it was Mordred that twisted the knife :D

[fujowiz]

SWEET JESUS

[dollopole]

I hate them so much.

[fangirl553]

THE WAY MERLINS CHAINMAIL HANGS ON HIS SHOULDERS CAUSE ITS TOO BIG

[dollopole]

Uther when a citizen passes a sorcerer on the streets:

Uther when someone is suspected of sorcery:

Uther when someone makes an attempt on his life and accidentally that person is/has a sorcerer/sorcery:

Uther when Arthur/Morgana/Gaius try to defend/help sorcerers:

Uther when sorcery:

[akelafang]

Using Preminger is amazing! 😂🤣

[dollopole]

I thought so too, thank you😭!

[tongjaitongjai]

An AU where Merlin is literally a God in Mordred’s eyes. Like, a genuine God.

In this AU Mordred and Merlin’s relationship is not fucked up by prophecy. So, everytime, kindhearted Merlin saved Mordred without hesitation. And Mordred grew up in a Druid camp that reinforced the idea that Emrys was a literal god. So naturally, HE WORSHIPPED MERLIN.

Once Arthur became king and magic was legalised, Mordred came to Camelot to become a knight because that was the best way to serve Emrys.

But when he arrived at Camelot, he struggled to comprehend the fact that Merlin was… human???? A very clumsy one, in fact. The rest of Camelot, though might know about Merlin magic, did not know how great ‘Emrys’ actually was so they were just confused, concerned, and/or entertained by Mordred’s ‘crush’ on Merlin.

He would stare at Merlin the entire first meal they had together, and people would be like: awww, Sir Mordred is crushing on Merlin so hard!!

Mordred: Emrys??eats??food?Food??Is ?eaten?by? Emrys?emrys?consumes?meal????

Or when he saw Merlin tripped on the training field

Mordred: i think the area is cursed. Strongly cursed.

Leon: what—

Mordred: THEN WHY ELSE WOULD EMRYS TRIPPED?????

Arthur: So, how have you adjusted to life in Camelot so far? Is there anything that is bothering yo—

Mordred: Merlin

Arthur: what did my stupid manserva- I mean Court Sorcerer do-

Mordred: I saw him drank water today

Arthur:

Mordred: He just drinks water????? From glass?????? Like?? He drank?? Water???? You know??? Literal water????????????? For drinking???HE??needs??water?to??live?why??

Morgana: why did I saw Mordred ran out of the meeting room screaming that you guys are trying to ‘Destroy his faith in his religion’. You knights better not bully him because he is a druid and has magic—

Gwaine: I told him Merlin is not here because he needs to take a shit.

Lancelot: Hey, Mordred, I noticed that Merlin has not received the note I asked you to deliver to him yet.

Mordred: But I already send it to him?

Lancelot:

Lancelot: Tell me how

Mordred: I burned it at the altar

Lancelot: what altar—

Mordred: and pray to him, as one should???

Merlin: WHY IS THERE SOMEONE SCREAMING IN MY HEAD THAT I HAVE AN IMPORTANT MEETING TOMORROW AT NOON!?

Or when they went on a long mission or hunting and Merlin, out of his old habit, made food for the knights

Mordred: ‘this is the most excellent food ever had bestowed on me, I shall never forget about this Emrys. I will pray to you even harder. I am the luckiest Druid to ever live—- ‘

Percival: … is the stew that good?

part 1| part 2 | part 3

[hoarder-of-dragons]

[Merlin entering the Armory] Merlin: Afternoon, everybody. The Knights: What would you like, Merlin? Merlin: A reason to live. Keep them coming.