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vacron by Soazig is fucking me up jsyk...

Ne vous déplaise en dansant la Javanaise...

#I KNOW she was just a baby sorcerer honing her soul-stealing skill at the time #she hadn't yet mastered the dark arts #but the sheer Pacifiction toxicity oozing from this picture makes me wish she'd been Valls' photographer at Matignon a decade ago #vacron #toxic toxic toxique #there's also the black and white one in the canteen and the totem one...#but this is IT #J'avoue j'en ai bavé pas vous mon amour

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It’s like being in the room.

I can't access CCP content, anon, as I don't have an account on state-approved West Chechnya Oblast app stores.

#ask #Marg bar etc.#I don't fuck with map defacers

Jupiter Bunker set

#back on my bullshit #Fragrantica blogging #popcorn gunpowder iris cumin vetiver fresia #La fin du monde #Strangely enough neither it nor Fils de Dieu are the type of fragrance you'd wear when you have the power to end life on Earth.#But I would still like to test it...#Just to make sure.

How does Macron spend one day overseas and gets immediately tan? And how is Valls holding up seeing him like that?

He's not overseas, he's in France. Melanoma France starts on the terrace behind his office and spans 11 timezones, the sun, along with the skin damage, never sets, etc.

As for "le Ministre" [flat, emotionless, no possessive pronouns...] what little I've seen so far looks--painful.

#ask #vacron #I... what year is this?#It will never not be tense lbr #All the le Ministre this and le Ministre that is so gloriously petty.#The role reversal is A+ except in a moody dark genre...#verse bossy bottom mood

did you see they were perfume-shaming him in quotidien? 😭 like why can't a boy enjoy his signature scent a bit too much, pls!! made me miss your EM perfume blogging tho. do you think he'd ever change from dior in his EU emperor era?

This is a sluttery-positive blog, anon, there will be no overspritzing judgement on my watch.

#I wouldn't mess with anyone's signature scent.#His fits him so well.#But there should definitely be some better groo... I mean education with regards to scent.#Especially for some variety for turtleneck season par example.#I didn't see any footage but I did read BRP (🤢) being cringe about power projection like... stfu!#What even is Jupiterian power for if you're not going to bully Arnault into bringing back the ORIGINAL formulation of Vol de Nuit??#In the og propeller bottle.#(I hate the reformulation sf much it's a crime against le patrimoine culturel.)#(You have History with the book that inspired this fragrance c'mon!)#Emmanuel Macron #fragrantica blogging #ask #Putain des Palaces #I'm not saying it because it's my favourite ELdO #But I've actually tested it under a turtleneck #And the powdery violet warmed by soft leather and amber has so much potential...

#Happy anniversary to: “La présidentielle ? Ce n'est pas ma priorité aujourd'hui.”#(RIP Valls' zizi)#NTMM #chaton #(I worry about Chalamet's ability to pull off the NTMM era tbh...)

Karla Sofía Gascón rules apply, no deadnamimg pls.

#Qu'iel drop ses pronoms #Viktor Orbán

His dinner host catching strays... 🤭

#deal with it!#out of the mouth of babes #bring Olena next time representation matters

Have you seen Olivier V’s instagram story? Leaping off sand dunes. He’s even more cringe than M. Valls. I can’t blame Gaby for getting out of there.

Oh, it's not the toxic twinks I blame, anon. I blame the WEAK, FEEBLE tragic men who can't resist them.

#💔#plus this one is BORING #“Ouin ouin ouin you won't let us fuck journalists and you make us work 20-hour days so who else is going to fuck us on our work schedule?”#is NOT a good enough excuse #ask

Valls for a new generation

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It's very sweet of you to try to console me, anon, but not only has Séjourné moved on into the kind of job security none of them can dream of atm, we also have canon mental breakdown Next Gen Valls confirmed. 💔

#ask #still raw about it #why are men sf weak feeble

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If I got owned that hard by an Ax*l Spr*nger CDU lobbyist I would simply delete myself from existence.

#ask #it's the gamer mouthbreather empty stare that really pops here

https://x.com/martynziegler/status/1880746097142120490 Well “Valls at the big arena rally”-coded

idk, that's just a bald grifter, I see no painful boner and no toxic ex obsession.

#ask

How can you say JoJo is dull? He’s got a beard now.

#does not make jojo look like any less of an animatronic ballsack I'm afraid #there's just nothing that can erase that stench of loser gamer who doesn't shower #ask

Bardxattal 2027 fanfic recommendations please

I'm just happy that zoomers have finally found some inspiration in the cultural wasteland of their generation. But I'm also not about to pretend the reason I've not clicked on any is that the dynamic is convincing because they're both sf d u l l (which they are), no. I'm not clicking because I'm still too raw about poor, tragic Olivier. 💔 I just can't bear the thought of him being the Valls of this timeline.

#why are men sf WEAK FEEBLE 😔#imagine ruining your chance at nuclear powered greatness over toxic twink dick...#ask

Highlights of the G7?

Mark Carney came to my former office once, I don't think I'm ready for the next edition of G7 fanfic.

😿

(Unless you were referring to the weirdly low energy, unrealistically hetero-coded trailer for the film in which they've inexplicably cast Denis Ménochet as the French President?)

#ask #the only attractive G7 leader in that film is the Japanese PM and they gave him 3 seconds of screen time #Trophy Boyfriend conditioned me for this timeline #he's already gone #but can probably land some bullshit UN role on the international circuit

Please give us your thoughts on Michel Barnier. Try not to laugh.

Nice try, Jeunes Avec Barnier, don't you have a campaign to run?

#this bitch of a country #ask

In the midst of “it’s so over”

I found there was within me

an invincible...

WE ARE SO BACK!

#ASJDKSGSFSHDKSFFFF #If only you knew what a pain even logging in to this is on my phone lmao #WORTH IT #toxic toxic toxique

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