Fan Girl Smut

Heyyyyyy. So thanks for checking out my page/following me or whatever you're doing here ::) hope you enjoy (you smutty horny fvcks).

[willz-deactivated20120504]

[michaellovespizzaa-blog]

Do you see these two guys? These two are pictures of my friends Gavin and Nick. 

If you look close enough you can see someone’s face behind Nick in the closet. Can you see it? This photo was taken the night they were killed. My friends were just having a sleepover because Nick came back from New York because he was on vacation with his family. The next morning Gavin’s sister found him and Nick’s body in the closet exactly where the face was. The police have no idea how they were killed or who killed them. 

If you don’t reblog this within 10 minutes, the thing that killed Gavin and Nick will appear in your closet in exactly 227 minutes and slaughter you like what it did to my friends. 

This is not fake. 

Oh fluff, this was on the news today.

son of a…

FUCK.

i saw taht n i was like OH SHIT…. i almost fainted

LOL I just want to reblog cause that’s a legit scary picture. Not cause of the warning.

OHHH MY FUCKING GAWDDDDD!!!!!! I WAS LIKE… YEA THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE BULL SHIT POST…. SO I TRY TO LOOK FOR THE FACE BEHIND THE CLOSET. AND THEN I FOUND IT. OH SHIT

FUCKING SCARY SHIT ASDFAJSDLK DX

im sorry guys im not taking any chances D;

JESUS CHRIST

fluffing fluff

OKAY DIRECTIONERS I KNOW THIS IS NOT A ONE DIRECTION POST BUT I AM ACTUALLY SCARED FOR MY LIFE… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

holy shit what I’m sorry but holy shit

guys it looks like a mix between chucky and a vampire i’m not reblogging for the warning i just wanted to share that with you

[dreams-i-dream]

why am i doing this

[anarcho-smarmyism]

sorry everyone, I am superstitious and enjoy not being slaughtered

[arctichrrys]

I’m sorry I love my life

[tmpraryfix]

why the fuck did i have to see this?! 

[myfingersarelikearrows]

mother fuckin sorry guys

[runchrandas-blog]

TOO YOUNG TO DIE HAVENT EVEN MET BTS YET

[j0ngin-s]

IM SORRY OH GODD FUCK SHIT

[thottaekookie]

AHH SHIZ IM SCARED FOR LIFE SORRY 5SOS FANDOM IM NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES

[communistfajita-blog]

Fuck again?!

[apoeticbecoming]

IM SO SORRY I WJAT tHE FUCK IS TUIS NOT RISKIN G THIS SHIT

[thatfangirlloser]

can't afford therapy and medication please help!!

hi so this is really out of character for me and makes me feel like a horrible person but my family is hitting a really rough patch. we’ve had to sell our belongings and our car to help pay my mothers dental insurance, which means sacrificing my therapy and medication. I take rozerem to help with my sleeping problems/nightmares and Zoloft to help with my PTSD. it’s expensive to pay for therapy and medication and we can’t do it even with my mom working three jobs and myself working as much as I can as a teenager. please help my paypal is [email protected] and if you can’t donate please spread this. I don’t want my mom to worry about me while dealing with her dental issues. please.

[guru--guru]

*squints*

what the hell is this

[guru--guru]

why is the xkit team so much more responsive and helpful than the actual website staff. they are so good to us. they are like golden retrievers but web designers.

[meherandthemoon-deactivated2015]

x

[ohhaz]

[illumahottie]

Kylie bitch if you don’t get the fuck

[brimalandro]

FUCK KYLIE.

[sailorgoon]

Kylie is so weak I’m screaming

[doubleicon]

When has she ever spoken on police brutality against black bodies?

[oamisoa-deactivated20160323]

how is “go hang with Jaden” even a comeback

[fangirlsmut]

Seriously? You're attacking HER for not saying anything about our failure as a country to protect itself? Wtf. Okay so she got cornrows and. It's not like she goes around wearing "black clothes" and "speaking black" or anything that also doesn't make any sense because I wasn't aware that "blacks" had their own language but whatever. No inset and she goes around being picked apart right and left because she's 17 and in the lime light (just because her family is famous).

And before you say she puts herself in that situation because she gets plastic surgery, let me ask you if you're 100% happy with your body. You've gone your whole life without wanting to change something about your physical appearance. I mean everything from "I wanna suck fat out of my stomach and put it somewhere else" to "I want to dye my hair black". And Kylie had money to change herself so she does...and gets shamed.

You all need to calm down because she's 17 and just trying to express herself and be happy. Shut up

[sunshine-lou]

*sweats*

[let-us-love-thetruth]

I WANT EVERYONE TO HOLD ME AND TO ALSO NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN. FUCK. 

[heauxlesome]

*emails all my professors* on the heels of the traumatic news that Zayn Malik has decided to leave One Direction I have decided that I need to take a couple days to be with myself. Don’t email me back I will not answer. Thank you for your time.

[univrsefactry]

[adorablepascals]

#WeMissYouZayn

[sexycliffconda]

[liamotra]

LIAM AND HARRY THRUSTING

[premiumniall]

Visit Original Link

[katsaudioedits]

It kills me…… More audio edits here x

[premiumniall]

Visit Original Link

[katsaudioedits]

Harry’s sexy rough voice More audio edits here x

[whatthebec-deactivated20150323]

[fangirlsmut]

Can we talk about Zayn's new twitter obsession and his BEST FRIEND naughty boy music?????¿?2?2?2? Cause I love it

[liberallogic101]

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

[redbloodedamerica]

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

[sunbleached-jacket-deactivated2]

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

[worldsingers]

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

[orangememesicle]

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

[spacious-infinity]

I’m taking fucking Calculus and I don’t get what the teacher is trying to do.

8+5=13. You can’t take 2 out of 5 and have 3 left over and just sitting in the side with nowhere to go. Math doesn’t work like that. AND, MR OR MRS TEACHER, YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T ADD 3 TO 8+2 BECAUSE YOU STILL GET 13

YOU ALREADY DID 8+2=10 YOU GOT 10 WHY DO YOU ADD 3?! YOU WON’T HAVE 10 ANYMORE YOU’LL HAVE 13

WHICH IS WHAT 8+5 IS SUPPOSED TO FUCKING EQUAL

GODDAMMIT

[liberallogic101]

My post with 129,000 notes is back in my dash again

[purple-inukshuk]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS