Random Thoughts of Me?

Hey hey. Typical fangirl here with a nerdy twist. :) Love anime, books, movies, tv shows. I have a thing for villains and anything with a bit of bite. I love to dance in the shadows and blog my ships from all my fandoms. Follow me and beware...I'm random as hell. ;)

[fangirlwithfangs]

Wait...last Jedi product placement?!?

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[driveresque]

Favorite Adam Sackler moments - 1/?

↳ “We’re DONE with her!”

[morningstargifs]

Tom Ellis for Bello Magazine, August 2014

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R i s e   o f   t h e   G u a r d i a n s

[hiddles-jr-deactivated20241101]

#Repost @twhiddlestoncolombia with @repostapp ・・・ @Regrann_App from @_val83_ - #TomHiddleston #JessicaChastain #CrimsonPeak (via Torrilla & precursorpress.tumblr.com) - #regrann

[sarabeth72]

Elbow deep, Ms. Chastain…well played!

[angelsseb]

She saw an opportunity and she grasped it!

[sarabeth72]

And quite the opportunity it was!

[writernotwaiting]

It was hard, but she managed.

[sarabeth72]

After a lengthy discussion…

[writernotwaiting]

They had to squeeze everything in

[sarabeth72]

And she finally just had to take matters into her own hand!

[forfuckssakejim]

Omg so I’m at the cafe by campus and this guy came in and went to hug this chick but she went in for a fist bump

[forfuckssakejim]

OK OMG SHE SAT HIM DOWN AND SAID “I think we should break up”

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m legit 3 feet away from them pretending to be invested in my science book

[forfuckssakejim]

She said “it’s not you it’s me” and before he could respond the barista called his name. It’s Bob. Poor Bob

[forfuckssakejim]

The move was effective. The lady looks defensive

Bob has come back.

[forfuckssakejim]

It was a few minutes of awkward silence as he took a sip of his drink. It’s the same kind as mine. Meaning he ordered Hot Chocolate

[forfuckssakejim]

He started out with “You know, I think.” And I could hear this lady’s eyes roll. No one cares what you think Robert

[forfuckssakejim]

FINGERS ARE FLYING. SHE POINTING AT HIM. SHIT IS GETTING REAL.

[forfuckssakejim]

she calmed down and he legit did that thing where you steppe you fingers together in front of your mouth and take a huge breath. Bro. Leave it. It’s done. She’s too pretty for you.

[forfuckssakejim]

He freaking snapped his fingers like he’s got this grand plan to make up for things.

[forfuckssakejim]

She Said she still wants to be friends. She starts this by asking about his day

[forfuckssakejim]

Apparently something bob said made her laugh.

[forfuckssakejim]

She has not been able to say a word since she got him talking. It’s too loud in the cafe for me to make out anything even tho I’m legit behind this chick

[forfuckssakejim]

He talking about his struggles now and how much he needs her. Run lady. Run. Run far away.

[forfuckssakejim]

She tried to get up and his hAND SHOT OUT TO GRAB HERS

[forfuckssakejim]

She’s literally folded in herself. Hands not going out further than the table. Limited hand movements.

Now she’s talking about her self. He doesn’t look that invested.

[forfuckssakejim]

“well some people are bitchy” -bob

[forfuckssakejim]

Lady does not have a drink. I don’t think she planned on being here this long.

[forfuckssakejim]

Bob is again talking about himself 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 no one cares bob.

[forfuckssakejim]

Well he said something that made her laugh again. It sounded fake tho.

[forfuckssakejim]

He’s talking about school. APPARENTLY HE IS A PROFESSOR

[forfuckssakejim]

“Promiscuousness leads to disease” -Bob again.

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m done with my hot chocolate and I don’t know if the bitter taste in my mouth is from the chocolate residue I drank or my disdain for Professor Bob.

[forfuckssakejim]

She adjusted her chair so she’s further away

[forfuckssakejim]

SHE GOT UP! She went to take her purse but bob said to leave and he would watch it. I think she’s headed to the bathroom.

[forfuckssakejim]

I can’t leave! But he’s doing that voice to text thing for his phone. Talking to someone about this? Idk?

[forfuckssakejim]

I’m trying to figure out what he’s saying by looking at his lips but I suck as this. Also where are his lips?? Bob is lipless. Further proof that lizard people exist.

[forfuckssakejim]

I just noticed the lady left her phone in her purse.

Ok she’s coming back. She is pretty. Too pretty for Bob. But probs old enough to be my mom.

[forfuckssakejim]

He’s talking about his students again.

[forfuckssakejim]

She was talking and he interrupted her and she was like “I was talking” and he like flinched and he apologized. Yes queen.

[forfuckssakejim]

“but this is why this democracy is at its purest.” Wtf Bob that doesn’t make sense

[forfuckssakejim]

They’re talking so quietly now I can’t hear them.

[forfuckssakejim]

“I should have said this a long time ago. But I can’t get anyone to love me” -Bob what the fuck.

[forfuckssakejim]

“I feel like I’m projecting my self onto you” -bob once again

[forfuckssakejim]

She’s leaving! She said something about picking up her son, Kevin, from school. Good job lady!

[forfuckssakejim]

HOLY SHIT HES REACHING INTO HIS PANTS WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF

[forfuckssakejim]

*pocket. But still.

HE PULLED OUT A RING BUT THE CHICK IS ALREADY OUT THE DOOR. OMG

[forfuckssakejim]

OMG OMG OMG ITS A MENS RING!! HE PUT IT ON HIS HAND HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT. HES PICKING UP HIS PHONE

[forfuckssakejim]

“Hey babe, nah sorry about not answering your call. I was in a meeting with a student. I’m leaving my office now. Yeah I can pick up dinner. Is Tanner home from school yet?”

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

[cliffordsbigquestion-deactivate]

Fuck you bobert

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

hey tumblr remember the Puss in Boots movie

[baybop]

That last image might be the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen

[fangirlwithfangs]

What the hell? Why haven’t I ever watched this?!?

[kylorendaily]

Happy 33rd Birthday, Adam Douglas Driver! (November 19th, 1983)

[animusrox]

Rogues Gallery - Part 1| Part 2|Part 3|Part 4 Batman The Animated Series

[fangirlwithfangs]

❤️💋

[fangirlwithfangs]

I have too much time on my hands

[fangirlwithfangs]

Someone draw these. Please

[micdotcom]

Hey Disney, let your female heroes speak.

[morepopcornplease]

oh good grief.

yeah, let’s analyze feminist values of these movies… with MATH.

because everyone knows MATH is how you analyze a film.

i mean even if this IS true

Can you remember a SINGLE. LINE. of some of the female characters in the Disney Golden age? Songs aside, I’m not sure I can remember anything Snow White or Aurora said. I’m not entirely convinced Cinderella didn’t have more screentime than the damn mice.

But here, to show I can combat the cLEaRLy sUpERiOR statistics of MATH, let’s pull up some of those scripts, shall we?

Most of these ladies’ lines were explaining their feelings in a monologue to their animal friends. To teach the kiddies in the audience a lesson. It’s the same Spoonful of Sugar shit my parents sang to make me clean my room.  Not exactly The Vagina Monologues here. Nor would it fit very well in today’s expectations for a moviegoing audience. 

I mean hey, I agree that the obsession with unfunny sidekicks needs to die like the time honored tradition of post-partum matricide needs to die, but-

I really despise this trend of basing something as complex as a movie—with it’s direction and characters and script and cinematography and score—on a test scale, like it’s my damn STATISTICS CLASS.

As if the Bechdel Test can rate Mako Mori’s worth from Pacific Rim.

As if Rey’s # of skills can be rated on a Mary Sue scale.

As if # of lines can prove one female character more progressive than the other.

Stop telling me how MATH dis/proves FEMINISM in movies.

[counterpunches]

#I AM SICK OF THIS AND IT NEEDS TO STOP #NOW #I MEAN SERIOUSLY ITS THIS SAME STATISTICS BULLSHIT THAT ALLOWS SO MANY SEQUELS AND REMAKES TO BE MADE # BECAUSE OH WELL STATISTICALLY SPEAKING X HAS STRONG TARGET AUDIENCE RECOGNITION AND ENGAGEMENT #THE ONLY TIME I WANT STATISTICS BROUGHT INTO THE DISCUSSION ABOUT MOVIES AND FEMINISM #IS THE NUMBER OF WOMEN WORKING ON THE FILM ITSELF #THATS IT #I DONT EVEN WANT TO SEE BOX OFFICE RECORDS #BECAUSE FFS JAMES CAMERON HAS PROVED HOW BOX OFFICE HAS FUCK ALL TO DO WITH LASTING IMPACT ON ITS AUDIENCE

[findsomethingtofightfor-deactiv]

Also to go off of this: I feel like the Golden Age had a substantial amount of scenes where there was no goddamn dialogue. Like the other commenter said I would 100% believe the mice had more screentime than Cinderella because every time I watch it I’m amazed by how much time I have to waste watching the freaking mice and cat chase each other. 

[avadakedavrock-deactivated20170]

when you’re reading fanfiction and you get so involved in the story you start imagining different scenarios in that same universe and then it’s fanfiction fanfiction

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[asajjjventresss]

Congrats to the cast of Star Wars: The Force Awakens for their Saturn Award Nominations!