[bish0ps]

Did you know you can use the living room. Could be the next big thing

[delsinsfire]

forgive and forget? wrong. charged two-handed heavy attack with my greatsword of resentment

[forzeaesthetique]

Vampires are everywhere: Bon Temps, Louisiana

(forks | mystic falls | new orleans | bon temps)

[pawbeanies]

we have found you guilty of being a monsterfucker ... guards !!! send them to the labyrinth!!! wait why do you look happy about that. stop th

[itspapillonnoir]

GALE DEKARIOS — [ 3/? ]

[shoe109]

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

[dunewormz]

contents of dean’s bag

[ten-don]

Xユーザーの13βさん: 「この本の続きがあるかと聞いたら「ちょっと探しますわ…」と言われて足元が開いた　東京ってすごい https://t.co/aibSUjzYgX」 / X

[pixelprofligate]

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

[magnetadraww]

layne again

[greelin]

it sucks so bad that on top of everything else going on i’m 5’3

[shinraalpha]

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

[cozyindungeon]

the way aragorn runs is so chaotic

[multifandom-carnage]

<3

[seanofbeankeep]

People losing it at the ‘pause button’ suggestion for Elden Ring are not prepared for my ‘tourist mode’ suggestion.

There should be a mode where people like me can just run around and look at the pretty landscape and soak in the atmosphere with the soundtrack. All NPCs and Bosses are still there, but instead of fighting you they stand still and do a lil wave 👋 as you admire them. Maybe some start reciting the game lore like they’re tour guides lol

[maybe-im-immortal]

Just a few more hours

[hogoutorlogout]

however annoyed by an elden ring boss you are, remember, they're more annoyed by you. you're a lord or god or something, 15ft tall because you're a legend, hanging out behind your Fog Wall and some goddamn little duende saunters in with 5 different glowing effects around her. she rings a stupid little gnome bell and summons the ghost of some other weird cryptid. she hits you, ok not much damage, no problem. you hit her and she seems about halfway dead. she has a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. She has precognition of how you move so she dodges 12 swipes in a row. you finally hit her again, this time hard. she takes a little sippy of her Duende Juicebox. she's Rudely stubbing your toe this whole time because she can't reach any higher than your shin. she seems to only know like 2 moves. you completely lose track of how many Sippies of her Duende Juicebox she takes after her seventh. as you tire, she seems cheerful and full of energy, ever sipping on her goddamn Duende Juicebox. you finally kill her. she enters through the fog again. this continues forever until you die

[star-likes-fictional-people]

When you put it like this, it makes me so much more motivated ngl

[deanwinchesters]

#grumpy baby