Dear God,

It's me Margaret.

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The comments are killing me.

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How we really look with our bestie saying, "New year, new me"

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Can we throw congratulations on retiring or farewell parties for people at work we hate. No they aren't retiring or leaving I just need a way to tell them that they should without HR getting mad.

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I wanted to try the ai thing so I used Steve Buscemi eating a potato and it didnt know wtf to do with his eyes.

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People that wear these shirts still sell weed in small bags and talk about " theyre out here grindin"

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Me allergic to everything using free and clear soap sniffing up my bf clothes because he can use all the scented shit. Meanwhile my shit just smells like hot moist breath out the washer

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There's still goose level energy in the last pic.

Its face says touch my furry wingless baby and I'll fuck you up.

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Let's play a game. Turd or Peruvian potato?

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This shouldn't be as funny as it is to me.

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If you're having a bad day just remember there are cute lil daddy long legs that look like tiny bunnies on a spider mech suit named bunny harvestman.

It looks like chocolate bunny peep wanted to be mobile.

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Why do their wives always look like them too?

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This is just New Jersey scent

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Did they use turtle shells to create the forehead mold

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Looks like enough garlic for 2, possibly 3 meals.

You don't measure garlic by what a recipe says. You measure that with your heart.

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I don't trust anyone that doesn't eat slices of cranberry sauce

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That's just a hooker with a pension.

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These two just went together so well