fuck you if you know shit

davesprite | somewhere | old i have approximate knowledge of most things i track the tag #fanta bird so if you want me to see something and dont wanna ping me for whatever reason youre gonna have to tag it as that unless you want me to see pictures of my ecto-brother smoochin on his ex

[benevolentgh0st-deactivated2016]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I would pepper spray some of you <3

[gamergoo]

😳😳😳 and then what? 😏

[weheartkanye]

[kboyink]

Day 180 low tide

[shitpostbot5k]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[janefondasmugshot-deactivated20]

i used to think i was unphotogenic then i found out i was just ugly

[thebootydiaries]

My eyes: crying 👁💦

Outside: raining 🌧☁️☔️

Feeling: alone 👎👤

Despa: cito 😔

[tollhousecookiedough-deactivate]

Hotel: trivago 🏢

[yesterdaysprint]

Pittsburgh Daily Post, Pennsylvania, August 4, 1912

[ubifidesibiamor]

Fake. They couldn’t underline in newsprint back then

[springbeanz]

Takes like less than a minute to check yourself.

[strawbebehmod]

Looks like you wrecked yourself

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[best-shower-thoughts]

There is a worm somewhere that holds the world record for digging deeper into the earth than any other worm (source)

[rebelinchief-deactivated2024022]

I PROMISE SHE ISN’T AS ANNOYED WITH EXISTING AS SHE LOOKS. 

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Non-Roleplay / Personal Blogs Don’t Interact. Minors Don’t Interact.

[dimetrodone]

Sometimes I hate having a tooth gap but it allows me to be able to shoot liquids through my teeth for defensive purposes 

[rupted-deactivated20181213]

I just choked on my coffee

[dimetrodone]

If you had a tooth gap you could weaponize such an occurance

[fantasprite]

> its a stack of cash. each $20 but the last says, "i think youre cute, and i kind of have a crush on you" the last bill says, "okay im walking away now. picture that." the value is $500.

> You’re honestly kind of surprised someone would send you such hella stacks, but the notes do surprise you a little bit. This is probably from Gummy, if you had to guess. He’s always been pretty full-homo for you.

Either way: Taco Bell for life, baby!

[fantasprite]

all you dave and dave byproducts need to tell me where the fuck youre getting all this uh whats the word for it hmmm that whole thing where you dont recoil in disgust when you remember that you exist need me some of that

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

if you are grabbed from behind, here are some helpful self defense tips.  fart

[fantasprite]

i only accept compliments in the form of cash being handed to me and you walking away without speaking to me