Fantasy Friends

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[helloooo-chris-evans-blog]

[fantasyfriends]

Jenner:  "I had a dream you had a sex tape and I was watching it.

Chris Evans: "That's a little personal"

J:  "Don't worry.  I did watch all of it.  You were shit."

[fantasyfriends]

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, KG KT PC OM GBE AC ONZ QSO GCL CC CMM PC(Can) AdC(P): I'm thinking about an app for hitchhikers safety.  You log on when you pick up a ride.  You take a photo of the licence plate when you hop in.  And the driver takes your photo.  They are stored off site.  If you're a hitcher you log your intention too, so your relatives need only be concerned if you don't check in at your next way point. I want to call it hitchR."

[fantasyfriends]

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, KG KT PC OM GBE AC AK ONZ QSO GCL CC CMM PC(Can) AdC(P):  “Kate Bush is writing me a musical biography.  Want to be in it?”

[fantasyfriends]

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, KG KT PC OM GBE AC AK ONZ QSO GCL CC CMM PC(Can) AdC(P):  “Don’t worry, I got out of it.  I told them that I was a veterinarian on my way to an emergency hippopotamus c-section.  Who knew the speed limit had gone down in City from 80?”

[fantasyfriends]

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, KG KT PC OM GBE AC AK ONZ QSO GCL CC CMM PC(Can) AdC(P): “Get a wriggle on Lizzy.  I heard Kesha will be doing a guest spot with SIA.  If we miss this because you wanted to see Calvin Harris, I will never forgive you.”

[highklassqueen]

[fantasyfriends]

Karl Lagerfeld:  I know it sounds like bullshit but it is totally legit.  Last month, a Nigerian general sent me 200K and next week, I’m having all my dental work redone.  Those unsolicited emails are a total goldmine.

[teenvogue]

Taylor Swift's belly button made a rare appearance (and all the other reasons we are jealous of her weekend in Hawaii) »

[fantasyfriends]

Taylor Swift:  “I know I did hit her in the head with a golf club but, fuck, did she every go on about it”

[fantasyfriends]

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, KG KT PC OM GBE AC AK ONZ QSO GCL CC CMM PC(Can) AdC(P): "Katy Perry.  What a joke.  It should have been Taylor Swift.  Imagine her on stage with Missy Elliot"

[fantasyfriends]

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, KG KT PC OM GBE AC AK ONZ QSO GCL CC CMM PC(Can) AdC(P): "You should get a pantsuit.  You could totally rock a pantsuit.  Like Bette Midler at the Grammys in 1990."

[johnnychristopherdepp]

[fantasyfriends]

Johnny Depp: "I don't care that Cameron Diaz is starting to look like Terrance Stamp from Priscilla Queen of the Desert.  She's alright in my book."

[wackozacko]

[fantasyfriends]

wackozacko

Joan Rivers: "At the pub last night, I met a guy called Bulma.  I was like 'Your parents named you after a Dragon Ball Z character.'  The world is beautiful place. "

[thomasbsangster-blog]

[fantasyfriends]

Nicholas Hoult: "My cat has an active disinterest in me."

Jennifer Lawrence: "All cats are like that."

NH: "No.  This is different.  He didn't know half the movies I was in.  He even thought I was in the Batmans."

[bazaardotco]

Kelly LeBrock, Eugénie Les Bains, France, 1980 — Denis Piel

[fantasyfriends]

Kelly LeBrock: "What happened last night?"

Denis Peil: "You called me from the bar.  You said you were friday-night drunk." KLeB: "Tuesday's can be rough."

[oldeastwood]

[fantasyfriends]

Unknown Caller: "I've got it!"

Sir James Paul McCartney, MBE: "Got what?"

UC:  "Depression."

Sir Paul: *pauses*  "Congratulations?"

[awesomepeoplehangingouttogether]

Jack White and Buzz Aldrin

[fantasyfriends]

Buzz Aldrin: "Are you feeling better? I hear you were in hospital."

Jack White: "I wasn't really sick. I was pretending to have cancer so Taylor Swift would come and sing for me. I fucking love her."

[fantasyfriends]

Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, KG KT PC OM GBE AC ONZ QSO GCL CC CMM PC(Can) AdC(P): "It is a new concept.  We're in development discussions.  X-Factor meets Survivor.  A talent show where the winner survives producing an album with Phil Spector."

[fantasyfriends]

Wes Anderson: "When I die, I want you at my funeral.  I want a big coffin, preferably a double.  I want gratuitous bouquets of flowers.  I want a headstone with 'Hillary' carved into it.  Most important, I want you dressed as Bette miming the Wind Beneath My Wings.  When everyone is leaving, whisper to my mother: "This is what he would have wanted." Promise me Adrien."