bitch.

Sad person with big dreams and an okay personality.

[digableswaggot]

SO SOMEHOW MY YAOI SHIRT ENDED UP IN MY DAD’S LAUNDRY BASKET HELP I CAN’T BREATHE

[digableswaggot]

OMG GUYS PLEASE STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD IS CALLING HIMSELF THE YAOI GOD

[caspercryptid]

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

[caspercryptid]

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

[caspercryptid]

I Am So Fucking Tired

[caspercryptid]

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

[caspercryptid]

I actually wasn't that far off you guys

[caspercryptid]

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

[caspercryptid]

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

[caspercryptid]

We shall have a summer wedding

[scrapnick]

“Mixologist” shut the fuck up, say boozewizard like a fucking adult

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hype]

[toastbutteregg]

[hotboyproblems]

I hope my nintendogs are alright, I haven’t fed them in 6 years

[fereldang]

i am not the same person i was 18 minutes ago.

[mapsontheweb]

How many of spouses must be present at wedding for marriage to be valid.

[gorps]

@ mutuals we have all just gotten legally married in montana

[itsalwaysunnyontvv]

[woefully-undercaffeinated]

No, but here’s the funniest bit about it: Montana has a thing called double marriage by proxy. You see, it still requires some kind of ceremony for a couple to be married, but you can have people standing in for both couples, allowing it to essentially become marriage by phone. 

So there are two people in Helena whose job it is to get married, over and over again, standing in for other people and allowing their marriages to become legal. 

[woefully-undercaffeinated]

*psst* the information in this post would be a very good foundation for a fic on AO3

[esoanem]

[seppohater-deactivated20230613]

this interaction literally ruined my day

[moxyinverse]

theres not one last name between them

[flawlessglamazon]

I REFUSE to let this get buried in the notes

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

"get his ass" is such an inherently funny phrase

[everyone-loves-purple]

[bitchycode]

[cookii-whore]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[blackmules-deactivated20200205]

someone please come lovingly hold my face. wash your hands before tho

[pleasurebeach]

homophobic rights

[icanreallybethis]

Truscum reblogging this when it’s literally making fun of how they sound??? good shit

[badgerpunk]

That ending “whAAuht, thefuck” kills me

[moonenjoyer]

well this truly was A Decade. i loved you. i hated you. goodbye 2010s.

[the-uk-is-jk]

I’m so angry at how long ago some of these things were

[sovietshopaholic]

theres like three fucking decades in this decade