Cygnus

You can live in grace and comfort In the world that you transform

[phantomsuperman]

Hello down there 👋

[ninawolv3rina]

Big ol snail: *dies*

Hermit Crab:

[christinecanigula-archive]

car commercials: Smooth. *over footage of it driving on a mountain road* Luxurious. Powerful. Godlike. This Car Is The Secret To Your Happiness. Buy It And Transcend Human Emotion

jewel commercials: WOW! REAL PRIME 45-CARAT STERLING SILVER WITH PEARLS FORGED IN ATLANTIS! CALL NOW TO BUY IT FOR OOOOONLY $100!!! HALF OFF!!!!!!! LIMITED EDITION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSTANT CLASS FOR CHEAP CHEAP PRICES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waterpark commercials: Come for a weekend of family enjoyment! :) Splash! Bash! Laugh! :)) Teens and adults alike agree that this park is fun for all ages! *wolf noise* You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit! You’ll come visit!

restaurant commercials:  Its Back

[naimu420]

💥💫RUSH‼️💥

[nitrogen]

By KOBAstudio

[petapeta]

[ey-b0ss420]

[nerdjpg]

[croutoncat]

reblog if you’ve always believed that it was butter

[twitblr]

Realest Shit

[masonicbeheadingritual]

.. . wha

[th3p4th0fth3f00l-deactivated202]

[123dayzup]

me: god, why did you create humans?

god: 

[babyanimalgifs]

POOL PARTY

[darkartisancloudstatesman]

[passthecavasier]

The Pacific Northwest is fucking Perfect

[bad-intentixns]

Holy shit

[hammertimeinthegrill420]

I’d like to meet Sasquatch before I go go

[loloftheday]

Coincidence, I think not

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[shuhvon]

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

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