What The Hell Is Going On

Professional Rubbish

[dankmemeuniversity]

[afeelgoodblog]

blessed_wednesday

[roseverdict]

THE LAST WEDNESDAY OF THE DECADE???

[missjukebox8bit]

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Museum security guard 1: Wait, did you hear something?

Museum security guard 2: Yeah, I think it came from the gift shop.

Me, who broke into the museum and had already stolen dozens of priceless artifacts but decided to stop by the gift shop to score a snow globe:

[kybarsfang]

This is oddly specific.

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[m86-deactivated20171116]

[skellylicious]

this is a blessing bat and you don’t have to do anything for it to work. once u see it you are blessed forever.

[catchymemes]

[hymnofvalefor]

[pansexualandnervous]

He looks so excited my God 🤣🤣

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Ive cried of laughter 3 times because of this set of tweets its so fucking funny help

[ifimogen]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

an 80′s sitcom with a laugh track but the laugh track comes from behind you

[vampire-rae-deactivated20210807]

Thanks! How do I uninstall it?

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

It Uninstalls You.

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

i warned you

[asleepyteen]

The laugh track plays but now one voice louder

[brightereyes]

[ginger-ale-official]

Bro...

[astrobro]

What if we....?

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

listen… I don’t even need Birds of Prey (2020) to be Good Cinema™… if I learned anything from Ghostbusters it’s that I will quite happily be obsessed with literally any depiction of adult women hanging out, supporting each other, and being Really Fucking Weird together… you don’t need to be good, BOP, just give me a found family girl gang and treat Cassandra right and my heart is yours

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

why must a movie be good? is it not enough to watch a bunch of women go absolutely feral in the way only Gotham City can enable? to share a single brain cell whilst hunting the Joker for sport and protecting Cassandra Cain with their lives?

[sexycraisinthanos]

and maybe Batman’s booty ass?

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

and maybe Batman’s booty ass

[devilcroc]

the biggest questions detective pikachu answered

no one but professional trainers has a full team of 6 in the pokemon universe because it would be a fucking gigantic hassle to deal with 6 animals, let alone different types that need different things

some people don’t evolve their pokemon because imagine having a fucking cat and then you can choose to make the cat five times as big and strong. would you do this if you weren’t battling.

[sindri42]

Technically if your cat isn’t battling it doesn’t evolve.

That does however give cat owners a strong incentive to not let their cat outside, because realistically any cat that is allowed to roam free is gonna rack up exp until it evolves.

[such-justice-wow]

I let my litten out one day and a week later incineroar rips my door off and demands wet food only

[nintendette]

Life is a highway

[nintendette]

explain

[nintendette]

wanna ride it all night long

[sonic06apologist]

why did you reply to yourself

[nintendette]

I refuse to share the spotlight but I like the meme format

[predawnchloroform]

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

me talking to a psychic: can you please tell me what I want?