Freelance Astronauts Quotes

A bunch of quotes from the Freelance Astronauts. All quotes will be (ideally) sourced to the video it came from.

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[giantbombunprofessional]

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I made this as a joke last year, and decided to put it on YouTube. Your transcript of the Sephiroth Goku joke was very helpful! 

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“IT IS LARGER THAN MY BEAK”

- pipes! in the Octodad: Dadliest Catch LP

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Ferr: Let's flush ourselves down the toilet!

pipes!: WHY IS THIS DIFFICULT?

Ferr: Have you ever been an octopus?

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“Okay, see how that bar on the right has a tiny sliver of red?

Yep. Make that even tinier”

Maxwell Adams balancing audio in the Octodad: Dadliest Catch LP

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Maxwell, Ferr, Evek

Live in 2015

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[malconvoker]

"Being an asshole is not a speech impediment."

- Freelance Astronauts Let’s Play Ocarina of Time Master Quest episode 62  

[darkwizardjamesmason]

HI!  I’M THE DEKU SPROUT!  

This part inspired a joke I made in my writings.

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Never forget

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[aimlessdork-deactivated20160503]

Oneday i’d like to make a machine that takes me to the world of infomercials so i could become king with my knowledge of how to use normal products correctly”

(via exiledcartographer)

[jerkstorecalling]

…he’s back.

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Watch Maxwell teach these little shits a thing or two.

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Yo, sorry for posting off-topic shit to this blog. My phone was reblogging to the wrong place without me noticing. 

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It’s like Japan is using my brain as a toilet.

-Maxwell Adams in the Ocarina of Time MQ LP (via faquotes)