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oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage
I may never recover from finding out today that Winona Ryder married Keanu Reeves while filming in Romania in 1992 and legit does not know if it was legally binding or not,,, 25 years later and she’s just like lol idk
I BEG YOUR PARDON
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING COULD HAVE PREPARED ME FOR THIS
Got milk bitch? Got beef?
Observation: I have never broken a bone Hypothesis: I am boneless Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one.
I’m an astrophysicist.
remember when fyre fest happened like a year or so ago and there was this article where the attendees complained about how shitty it was but there was this one middle class dude who won a ticket through like a lottery or something and had the time of his life because rich people suffering is great. i hope y’all remember it is today’s mood
god i AM josh.
Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”
i resent being able to understand this post
Date a boy who does a little wiggle dance when he’s excited
yes
devour the dumpling child
who is he
OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS
THIS IS SAPPHIRE
THIS IS TEAL
THIS IS PERIWINKLE
THIS IS AZURE
AND THIS IS TURQUOISE
WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT
OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?
WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE
As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour
me as a doctor
that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass
Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird
this is so sad alexa kill your ceo
NORMALIZE POLYAMORY
whenever i’m having a bad day i like to look at the reviews on the pokemoncenter website plushies…. it just really helps me ya know
he was 8 years old…this is gut wrenching
I hate to rain on the parade during pride month, but it’s always good to remember what we’re fighting for. His name was Gabriel Fernandez.
I’m forgetting this thing in English again and Google isn’t helping
I can help. Try & describe it.
Dirt noodle. Breakdances when touched and or exposed to sunlight
…. a worm ?
OH, WORM??
good night. sleep tight. don’t let the bed bugs bite. tonight. imma fight. till we see the sunlight. tik tok. on the clock. but the party don’t stop.