Say Adios to Reality

Nobody's ironic life

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[tastefullyoffensive]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

Oh… no no no

[livingdeaddisappointment]

[artbyjody]

Oscars 2016: Saoirse Ronan in an emerald Calvin Klein gown.

[deeafterdark]

Sebastian Michaelis Appreciation Post

This sarcastic sadistic bastard is one of my favorite characters of all times. I just caught up to the manga and I just wanted to spread the love. (That last page though!! XD he goes from terrifying demon to precious cinnamon roll in an instant xD)

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[hellanne]

[idkselly]

when u broke af but u strongly support treating yourself

[foodffs]

EASY SHRIMP SCAMPI

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[begratefultogod]

Notice the people who are happy for your happiness, and sad for your sadness. They’re the ones who deserve special places in your heart.

(via kyrabro)

[blinkpen]

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

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This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

[fardeepp]

[bemynightingale]

REPEAT AFTER ME: ‘My current situation is not my final destination’

(via stability)

[howidiotic-deactivated20181105]

when people play things out loud rather than wearing headphones

[noerectionsinthekitchen-deactiv]

I procrastinate so much I procrastinate the actual procrastination.

[fardeepp]

[mrteavg]

GIRLS: if ur at a party and a guy hands you his phone to put ur number into, text REDCROSS to 90999 and he’ll donate $10 to hurricane relief

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