Téa Kang

Kang Eun-Byul or Téa as she prefers. A med school drop out now turned farmer in a little down called Stardew Valley. She occasionally drops in to help out at the clinic and is very much invested in her cat Leo.

[life-according-to-bea]

WILL DRAW = OCs, DnD charas, fanart, shipping art, animals and anthro charas

WON’T DRAW = Extreme nsfw/gore, incest, rape, pedophilia etc

I lost my job this week and won’t have any more pay after today, so need to save some pennies to pay rent and bills! If you’re happy to buy please drop me a DM on here or Discord if you have me! If you’re not able to commission me, please reblog and boost this post, thank you so so much! 

[sonder-farm]

What’s your favorite thing to grow?

“Seeing him smile is always worth the work.”

[life-according-to-bea]

Next giveaway prize is of Téa for @farmer-t-eh-a! 

[farmer-t-eh-a]

ahh I adore this immensely!! thank you love!!

s/o to @honey-beatrix for this amazing art!!

[ask-farmer-mona]

pic of marm for my friend @stardeworanges !!

i love this woman……she is my wife……..

[farmer-t-eh-a]

someone found a pic of téa and doodled 

[the-write-ideas]

Send me three names + a number...

fuck, marry, kill

marry, cuddle, sleep with

fuck, take a bullet for, murder

adopt, be adopted by, marry 

kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team

seduce, steal from, serenade

[jack-farms]

beep!

11. A confession via text

“Hey Te’a, I’ve been thinking of wearing colored contacts.

I get a lot of negative attention for my eye colors, and.. I don’t want to be under so much scrutiny. 

I figured you would understand, because of your eye.

I just wanted to let you know, I feel like I can trust you..”

[farmer-t-eh-a]

“I get it. 

sometimes people are the absolute worst and as much as I adore your eye color and believe that you should embrace it, if hiding it to avoid negativity makes you feel better, then go right ahead.

you can always take them off around us though.”

[life-according-to-bea]

THANK YOU FOR 400 FOLLOWERS!!!!

I’m so thankful to all of you! I never thought I would reach this level when I started this blog, and it’s thanks to you, the community for making this happen!

Since I’ve become a lot more confident with my art lately I’m ready to do a giveaway now! 

PLEASE NOTE THE RULES:

- Entry will be from tonight 11/3 until 18/3! 

- You must be following me to enter! (I will be checking)

- Please fill in this form (thanks to @stardeworanges for the form idea! Go giver her blog a follow for Marm and Clark <3 <3) before the giveaway ends!

- I will randomly generate the winners and announce them on 19/3! Winners will have 48 hours to respond and message me with their request, or I will reallocate wins to another entrant.

- Things I will not draw: gore (light blood is ok but nothing heavy), nsfw (I can’t draw this v well yet) etc etc

THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN, AND GOOD LUCK!!!

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Gods and Deities Sentence Starters

“And what are you the god of? Bad tastes?”

“You’re not my god.” 

“It’s been a long time since anyone invoked my name.” 

“I’m a god, not a genie. I do not ‘grant’ wishes.” 

“You haven’t an inkling of an idea of what you’ve just done, haven’t you?” 

“And what is a mere mortal to a god?” 

“A god is only as powerful as their believers.”

“When’s the last time anyone prayed to you?” 

“Don’t be stupid. Gods don’t exist.” 

“Your petty discourse is highly amusing.” 

“What a cute little shrine! I wonder who’s it to?” 

“Your title may have “Evil” in it but you just look sad.” 

“No one’s ever built me a shrine before…” 

“You mustn’t be a very good god then.” 

“Your mortal woes are beneath me.” 

“You dare speak to me in such a tone?” 

“Be careful of what you wish for.” 

“You don’t know the meaning of “God-King”. 

“You know not of who you speak to, do you?” 

“You don’t look very… godly… to me.” 

“’A god’? Don’t be so full of yourself.” 

“What are you the god of?” 

“Does it get lonely?” 

“Oh god, please don’t hurt me!” 

“Your god has no sway here.”

“And what brings you into my domain, little one?” 

“I think I just woke something up. Something powerful.” 

“Um… hello? Any… anyone listening?” 

“This is stupid. Of course no god will listen to me.” 

“You probably look nothing like your statue.” 

“I hope this shrine is worthy enough for you…” 

“I’m here as a sacrifice, as promised by my people.” 

✨+ add your own!

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Made these for fun, feel free to use them separately or not!!

[hestia-s-farm]

[ doing this for any sdv ocs/characters wink ]

[crop-bound]

🐝               i’ve got heaps of replies to do but i’ll do the first five that come in.

[life-according-to-bea]

beep!

“ASK PROMPT - SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.”

20. A rude text

[farmer-t-eh-a]

“uhhh… it’s fine. I usually just use my left eye, but I air the other one out once in a while. Besides, never needed both eyes to see fine.”

[life-according-to-bea]

- “ah I see! That..yeah that makes sense.”

- “sorry for what I said tho. It wasnt nice of me. I tend to say dumb shit sometimes without thinking 😔”

[farmer-t-eh-a]

- “mhm!”

-”it’s alright, it’s a instinctive response from the brain. i don’t blame you”

[life-according-to-bea]

beep!

“ASK PROMPT - SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.”

20. A rude text

[farmer-t-eh-a]

“uhhh... it’s fine. I usually just use my left eye, but I air the other one out once in a while. Besides, never needed both eyes to see fine.”

[farmer-t-eh-a]

téa’s loving her baby leo💕

[bunniesmemes-deactivated2020063]

Send my muse love letters. On anon or off anon. Make them smile and blush!

[rpmemesandmusings]

SEND “BEEP” FOR A RANDOM TEXT FROM MY MUSE.

I’ll randomly generate a number between 1-29 for one of the following:

A funny text

A sad text

A scared text

A late night text

An excited text

A taunting text

An angry text

A frustrated text

A concerned text

A loving text

A confession via text

An accidental text

A wrong number text

A text that wasn’t sent

A text for help

A helpful text

A comforting text

A drunk text

A bad idea text

A rude text

A long text

A one word text

A text asking for advice

A final text

A flirty text

A hyper text

A weird text

A sarcastic text

A heartbreaking text

[prettielani-deactivated20221117]

[ ok but,,,farmer friends,,,,tag ur oc and ill draw everyone together ]

[ hestia is please assume i have dignity and hera is one of the assume im straight ones ]

[farmer-t-eh-a]

hi I guess