curiosity killed the cat.

this is where all the magic happens. my name is farrah bolton, i'm eighteen years old, a level five, i grew up in london. and that's just about all you'll hear from me.

[doyouwannastealthetardis]

[tayloralisonswft]

[tendermaryoliver]

[ethan-gibson]

Uh… I dunno, sometime when you were in the cafeteria and got up or something? I don’t fully remember these things. It’s a fun straw, though.

[farrahbolt]

Wow, I admire your ability to steal something without me catching you. Really. Slow claps for you. Well, I'm glad you feel the same way about my straw because whenever I talk about it, people don't usually see how fun it is.

[maidenmadeofrosemary]

[j-lawperfection-deactivated2019]

[kylorense]

[davenerys]

[ethan-gibson]

It’s in my room. I swear I don’t steal often, but…

[farrahbolt]

Mmmhmm. And pigs can fly. Whatever, just get it back to me as soon as possible, okay? How did you even find it in the first place?

[queendellatora-deactivated20150]

I don’t need any help from the likes of you. Who are you anyway?

[farrahbolt]

From the likes of me? What're you insinuating? I'm Farrah. You know, it's funny because we've met before. Since you're so clever and you didn't need help from me I would've assumed that your memory capacity would have remembered one name. 

[chune-deactivated20180215]

[jenniferlawrencedaily]

[ethan-gibson]

[sighs] Fine. I stole it… But it was an accident.

[farrahbolt]

I have time for you to explain to me why it was an accident. Did your lips just accidentally- gah, forget it. But you're washing your own saliva off. Man, do you know how long I've been living off of these cheap plastic ones?

[levi-notstrauss-deactivated2014]

I have too much dignity to be a good dancer.

[farrahbolt]

That's what people with two left feet always say. Just kidding. Surely you have hidden talents no one knows about.

[shadowsofcalamus-deactivated201]

Ember.  That’s pretty cute… 

I know a cute cafe.

[farrahbolt]

I can honestly say that's the first time someone's called it cute.

You do? I trust that the food's great there.

[ethan-gibson]

Come on, Farrah, why would I take your straw?

[farrahbolt]

Because it's a special straw. It's one of those curly ones, ok? Where you watch the liquid swirl up an- I would definitely understand if you stole it, Ethan.

[levi-notstrauss-deactivated2014]

Fancy balls require dance partners.

[farrahbolt]

Not if you're a good dancer, that's what i say.