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24 M | Appalachian reptile/UFO enthusiast

[farrahfaucet]

Back from blog hibernation to post this piece commissioned by @kittje for her friend Amy who just lost a lovely chahoua named Lucy- pet losses are hard, when I did the Misty comic last year a lot of the reactions to it were people being startled that they could feel so affected by a gecko, but reptiles are just as endearing and wonderful pets as mammals if you take the time to understand them. Here’s hoping Misty and Lucy are seeing some beautiful sights of the universe or somewhere beyond in the afterlife.

(my art insta is clatterment if the signature in the pic isn’t legible- also I have a reptile sideblog here at @thetrashlizard)

[thelvadam]

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege being horny on main with you tonight

[atomic-chronoscaph]

[understands]

[djoswiftie]

tumblr users changing their blogs after december 17th like

[fotobilog]

[nepofledgling]

I just want to know who read the Archie comics and was like yes you know what this needs? more gang violence and murder

[nepofledgling]

this bitch is in a gang now

[timdrakeothy-deactivated2022031]

hot take: ‘chivalry’ is fine as long as it’s adapted to 21st century values. if you are a male, you SHOULD be aware that your female friends face certain issues that you as a male dont. acting on that awareness in a way that keeps your female friends safe, isn’t a bad thing.

like… opening doors isn’t rly chivalrous when it’s just a thing you ought to do for everyone. but real 21st century chivalry might be, like, standing between your female friend and the guy that’s trying to get her drunk, or offering to walk her home when it’s late.

if the ‘chivalry’ inconveniences everyone involved and you’re just doing it for your over-inflated male ego — ie, “no you’re the girl here, you HAVE to let me hold this door for you and do all these things for you even when you can do it yourself and im just slowing you down” — then it’s just outdated misogyny.

[wanderingquill]

Chivalry was literally designed to make nobles aware of their power and influence so they don’t unintentionally harm people when trying to do their job of leading and protecting people. Modern chivalry should carry on that sentiment of men and white people becoming aware of their own power of privilege and influence to help and protect the lives of their peers.

*Not to inflate their egos, but because it’s the good thing to do and makes the world a better place to be.

[elfwreck]

Chivalry, at its core, involves being helpful to people who don’t have your advantages. 

It involved generosity and protecting those weaker than oneself: including opening doors when doors were made of badly fit heavy wood and often got stuck,and women, especially undernourished exhausted-from-childcare women, had a harder time opening them. It involved not lying, and following through on your promises. (A guy who is consistently late with the accounting reports, which delays the whole team, is not dedicated to chivalry, no matter how polite he is on a date.) 

Chivalry is a code of ethics that involves dedicating one’s strength and skills in service to others; it’s not based on gender roles. 

[galactic-polywag]

Chivalry is a code of ethics that involves dedicating one’s strength and skills in service to others; it’s not based on gender roles.

[ravensloane]

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

[skeetskeetwithdaparakeet]

We are all gods roombas that he’s let loose

[bonerfart]

my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?

me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there 

[thottavius-rex]

[officefern]

[transpunkspacejunk]

be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.

[burritobreath]

[pareidoliaaa]

[pareidoliaaa]

When Tumblr digs through all your past posts in search of forbidden nipples.

[spiirt-deactivated20191026]

[habitualshaker]